On this day of the feast of of the Korean Martyrs, Eustace, Vincent Madelgaire, Yves Mayeuc, Francis de Posadas, Thomas Johnson, John Davy, and companions (martyrs), and John Coleridge Patterson (at least according to some Anglican nutters) we pray for peace on earth and a call to brotherhood amongst men. Of Christ, of course. All others should look away now. This is for my daughters, wife, and all real Christians (Catholics):
John Davy was a saint
Who didn't like to paint,
Yves Mayeuc was a Frenchman,
Who had a place in Potsdam.
The Korean martyrs were Asian
Thus said the large crustacean
Vincent Madlegaire cooked
Spaghetti like a crook.
Thomas Johnson came to rule
The deep end of the pool
Francis de Posadas came
With an annoyingly long name.
Eustace liked to spread
Her Vegemite on bread,
What else can you expect
From a frigging Aussie?
John Patteson was a saint
Except he really ain't
The martyrs carried meats
On their golden teats.
ALLELUGHAH!
2007-09-20 15:39:40 · 7 answers · asked by Gunning4Jesus 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((Crazy Child))) Yeah, I lost it on the Aussie thing. That Vegemite makes me crazy! G4J is hangin' in there. How's Ms. You?
2007-09-20 17:08:12 · update #1
I really do love the rhyming scheme you have going here. It flows so wonderfully. You seem to have gotten stuck on expect and Aussie though. I don't think those two rhyme. Or at least my son told me they didn't when I asked him if they sounded the same. He's in kindergarten, he would know.
2007-09-20 16:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by love4fun4life 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"cossie" rhymes with Aussie.
A cossie is a pair of speedos... as in slip into your cossie and go for a swim. It is the shortened version ~ the vernacular of "Swimming Costume". Few people use the word cossie frequently enough. I wonder if JC ever wore a cossie. I know I do. Do you?
The word spread goes very well with the word vegemite. Both "Spread" and "vegemite" coupled with "cossie" and "aussie" kind of turn me on. :) especially in the context of the word frigging. This is really a poem about sex isnt it!
I see the pattern now.... meats.. teats.... deep.. large .... and crustaceans (an abomination vis vis Leviticus 11) ... you have a dirty mind!@... lol.
2007-09-22 03:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I must ask again... how DID you get so handsome?
And what a gift of language you have! The nuances are exquisitely timed and one must take pause to reflect on both the depth and near-fatal simplicity of each and every sentence.
I wish I was more like you. Thank you for the gift you've brought to myself and others. *Curtsies* Much love.
2007-09-20 22:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
I was going to comment but thrice baked said it all.
2007-09-20 23:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure vegimite is one of the original ten pagues, isn't it? How ya been??!!
2007-09-22 15:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No poem is complete without teats.
2007-09-20 23:24:11 · answer #6 · answered by DEPRESSED™ Volatile Tempter 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that reminded me of something Ian Drury would perform.
* for you.
2007-09-22 04:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋