After his days's sightseeing, an American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notice a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied. "Ah senor you have excellent taste" Those are bull's bal*s from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of the dish said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I'm so sorry, senor. There is only one serving a day since there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!"
The next morning the American returned and placed his order. That evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
2007-09-20
12:27:29
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