After his days's sightseeing, an American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notice a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied. "Ah senor you have excellent taste" Those are bull's bal*s from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of the dish said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I'm so sorry, senor. There is only one serving a day since there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!"
The next morning the American returned and placed his order. That evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
2007-09-20 12:27:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter promptly replies, "Si, senor! Sometimes the bull wins!
2007-09-20 12:28:28 · update #1
'Strawberry Ice' - it's no more disgusting than your language!
2007-09-20 12:46:46 · update #2
LMSUIAO OMFG That one made me both Howl with laughter and cringe at the same time. Please keep them coming and "Strawberry ice" need a sense of humour transplant
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2016-12-26 20:24:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good put a smile on my face before going to bed.
2007-09-20 12:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by tynker 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-20 16:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Fair brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.Don't think I will be going to Spain any time soon.lol.
2007-09-20 13:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 13:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Yeeeeesssssssss!
2007-09-21 01:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny haha. if u want more jokes go to dumb.com it has a whole truck load of them.
2007-09-20 12:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by Rosalie Cullen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just made me spit beer on my keyboard!!! 10/10!!!
2007-09-20 12:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats a good one
2007-09-20 12:32:38 · answer #10 · answered by unbreakablexxx3 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋