> Paddy was walking home late at night and sees a woman
> in the shadows.
> Twenty quid " she whispers. He'd never been with a
> hooker before, but he decides what the heck, its only
> twenty quid. So they hide in the bushes. They're
> going "at it" for a couple of minutes when all of a
> sudden a light flashes on them, it's a police officer.
> "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
> "I'm making love to my wife," Paddy answers
> indignantly.
> "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
> "Well," Paddy says, "neither did I, until you shined
> that light in her face.
2007-09-19
20:50:11
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