On her wedding night she was worried about the slackness of her virgina so decided to make up a story,,,she said "Look ,you may find that I am a bit loose down below,,It happened years ago when I was out rambling across a field ,and I got it caught on a fence I jumped over",,,after a few minutes of rumpy pumpy the Groom looked up at her and said "Just how far across the field were you before you realised it was caught up?"
2007-09-18
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