On her wedding night she was worried about the slackness of her virgina so decided to make up a story,,,she said "Look ,you may find that I am a bit loose down below,,It happened years ago when I was out rambling across a field ,and I got it caught on a fence I jumped over",,,after a few minutes of rumpy pumpy the Groom looked up at her and said "Just how far across the field were you before you realised it was caught up?"
2007-09-18 07:17:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After that question he asked, bet she left him with a couple of acres, hehehe
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2007-09-18 10:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 01:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK that was funny !! ILMAO!! How come you have a sense of humor and your joke made me laugh but I saw one of your answers saying you liked a joke about a strawberry stuck up a girls ahhumm just put cream on it and you said it was really funny ? Did you really think it was ha ha funny ? I didn't I thought it was dumb!!
2007-09-18 10:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vagina ("virgina") comes from "sheath of a sword", whereas 'cun*' is a much more respectful word when speaking of women's genitals. If you're going to make a crack at a loose woman's cun*, at least call it a cun*, please.
Otherwise, pretty funny.
Did you come up with that yourself?
2007-09-18 08:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by Carisa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK Yes. Thought it was going to be something about the bulls and the horns , never mind.
2007-09-18 07:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A good joke and a star from me!
2007-09-18 07:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO That's some horse ride and it makes you wonder if it wasn't another kind of ride
2007-09-18 09:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bloody hell Happy Murcia you are hilarious, have a star.
2007-09-18 07:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
a likley story, your coming on
pmsl
starred
2007-09-18 10:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
one for the lads at work tomorrow
2007-09-18 08:21:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋