Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day.
> > Alice says to Frank,"You know, we could make a lot
> > of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in
> > Mexico ." Frank thinks this is a great idea, so
> > they pool their money and buy everything they need:
> > a
> > tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
> >
> > They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the
> > square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd
> > begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people
> > gather to watch them at work. When they finished,
> > there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a
> > good idea to give a demonstration. So Alice jumps.
> >
> > She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she
> > comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts
> > and scratches. Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to
> > catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes
> > back up again.
> > This time, she is bruised and bleeding.
> >
> > Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and
> > bounces b ack up. This time, she comes back pretty
> > messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones and
> > is almost unconscious.
> >
> > Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and
> > says,"What happened? Was the cord too long?"
> >
> > Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee
> > cord was fine...it was the crowd...what the f*ck is
> > a Pinata?!"
2007-09-13
10:09:43
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