All categories - 13 September 2007

2007-09-13 10:13:22 · 4 answers · asked by carl b 2 in Golf

>> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
>> part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
>> "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
>>
>> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
>> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>>
>> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
>> like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
>> With my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my 85 year old wife
>> for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still
>> nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
>> her teeth out, still nothing.
>>
>> We even called up Arleen, the old lady next door and she tried too,
>> first With both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
>> between her knees, but still nothing.
>>
>> The shocked doctor said! "You asked your neighbor?"
>>
>> The old man replied, "Yep!! Us oldsters did all the things we could
>> think of and still, none of us could open that darn jar."

2007-09-13 10:13:12 · 7 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-13 10:12:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2007-09-13 10:12:59 · 19 answers · asked by Domo 3 in San Francisco

i used to like this guy but it never worked out.. we we're freshmen last year & both shy and never really talked.. but now im over him and kinda starting to like someone else.

now its a new year!!!! anyway the new guy i like is a freshman (im now a sophomore). and i have one class with him, uumm i was at the sotre like last week and he wa sthere too and he kept looking at me an dsometimes he would be in the same isle as me.. he also looks at me when i pass by him in the hallway..


btw we have a school dance tomorrow but idk if hes going.

so the question is, should i go for it, i dont want it to end up like it did last time with the other guy.

2007-09-13 10:12:55 · 46 answers · asked by umm hey 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-13 10:12:49 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-13 10:12:44 · 40 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Technology/GlobalWarming/Story?id=3582433&page=1
2007 has already broken the record for the lowest amount of sea ice ever recorded, say scientists
The first angel sounded: And hail and fire followed, mingled with blood, and they were thrown to the earth. And a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up.
8 Then the second angel sounded: And something like a great mountain burning with fire was thrown into the sea, and a third of the sea became blood.
9 And a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed.
10 Then the third angel sounded: And a great star fell from heaven, burning like a torch, and it fell on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water.
11 The name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters became wormwood, and many men died from the water, because it was made bitter.
Are you afraid of the heat? or do you have your armour on?

2007-09-13 10:12:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Where is the law that states a person is to comply to an income tax?

2007-09-13 10:12:34 · 7 answers · asked by done 3 in Other - Taxes

How can the Paralyzed Veterans send out these address labels all the time and only ask for $3.00. I normally send them more than that. I am just curious. Anyone else send them money?

2007-09-13 10:12:33 · 2 answers · asked by Candi H 4 in Community Service

What does that mean? Does that mean that we're to plug in something from the left and then something from the right to get two values or is there some complex way to do it that my teacher decided not to share with us? The problems I'm asking about specifically are:
find the derivatives from the left and form the right at x=1 (if they exist). Is the funcion differentiable at x=1?
53. f(x) = abs(x-1)
55. f(x) = (x-1)^3, x less than or equal to 1
(x-1)^2, x > 1

thanks for the help

2007-09-13 10:12:14 · 2 answers · asked by Chelsea 5 in Mathematics

I was without phone internet , cable AND VEHICLE all day today and I nearly went insane!

I guess a bonus is my entire house is spotless!

2007-09-13 10:12:11 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20586948/

There's the proof. Bush does not represent the American citizen, only a small minority. The gap between the two Americas gets bigger. The poor, get poorer. The middle class shrinks even more. Corporate America and it's greed swells even more.

2007-09-13 10:12:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Latest poll on Yahoo homepage, cons/libs our politicians suck. I wonder how soon before we have a Ceasar/Pompey style civil war. Who will be our Agustus?

2007-09-13 10:12:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I would like to take both lettuce and caterpillar out to the garden, but the lettuce, having no roots, would not support the caterpillar for long. Fortunately there was another lettuce from our organic delivery to go with our pizza tonight. Can it only eat lettuce or can it also eat other green plants or grass?

2007-09-13 10:11:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

Personally I believe that the greatest obstacle to acceptance is ignorance. People fear what they do not understand, and as we have seen countless times throughout history, fear breeds hatred.
By dispelling ignorance and teaching others the truth about homosexuality, I truly believe that we can become fully accepted within society.
Knowledge is the greatest tool we can weld, and by sharing that knowledge, we make ourselves more understood.
What do you think is the best way to become accepted?

2007-09-13 10:11:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-09-13 10:11:37 · 11 answers · asked by melanie m 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I was recently pulled over for loud music and was written a ticket. I do agree, the music was loud and it was 2:30 in the morning... but what I want to know is how much tickets such as these usually cost? Under the description on the ticket the officer wrote, " 27007 CVC - Loud Music (50 ft)". I got the ticket in the mail and had to pay $159. Does anyone else think that is a ridiculous price to pay for an offense like that?!

2007-09-13 10:11:36 · 7 answers · asked by R-Diz 4 in Law Enforcement & Police

Hi im 14 and still a virgin , obviously, but 2 weeks ago i missed my period, i cant be pregnant cos i haven't had sex and i checked and double checked that i got the date wrong . Does anyone know what could be wrong?

2007-09-13 10:11:33 · 12 answers · asked by jewlz 2 in Adolescent

2007-09-13 10:11:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a Red Devil Cichlid and i want to know do any of you know what are the odds of him sharing a tank with a turtle.. i have had him for two weeks now and at the moment he's in the tank with a shubunkin and two algea eaters....

please i know turtles eat fish.. i just want to know in this senario would the turtle get hurt or the fish still be eaten.. or is there a chance that they'll be able to live together????

for those of you curious its a 55 gallon tank..

2007-09-13 10:11:08 · 5 answers · asked by ynotsallimay 2 in Reptiles

Could anyone provide me with insight as to the negative aspects of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

I'm looking for expirienced stories and insight from people with living knowledge of the church. Not to discount the legitimacy of those who claim it to be a cult or what have you but I am not looking for an accusation without a story to back it up.

2007-09-13 10:11:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Sometimes I am way too hard on myself! I am a perfectionist.
I wonder if that's why?

2007-09-13 10:10:58 · 11 answers · asked by Nellie Angel 4 in Polls & Surveys

What would be our reaction?

2007-09-13 10:10:56 · 8 answers · asked by Indio 4 in Military

....are hanging upside-down in the tunnels leading off the baseball field? ......squeak...squeak....squeakum

2007-09-13 10:10:39 · 3 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

FANTASY FOOTBALL

2007-09-13 10:10:31 · 16 answers · asked by Matt B 1 in Football (American)

I need to know this for a persuasive speech I have to write in speech class on why the KKK should be banned. It is due by next Friday, so if I could get some answers by this Friday, I would be so happy.

2007-09-13 10:10:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Chem hw. is this right? : 10 km x 1000m/1km x 1760/1m x 1mi/1.094 yd = 6.21 miles

2007-09-13 10:10:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

which are u? O_O

2007-09-13 10:10:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)