>> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
>> part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
>> "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
>>
>> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
>> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>>
>> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
>> like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
>> With my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my 85 year old wife
>> for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still
>> nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
>> her teeth out, still nothing.
>>
>> We even called up Arleen, the old lady next door and she tried too,
>> first With both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
>> between her knees, but still nothing.
>>
>> The shocked doctor said! "You asked your neighbor?"
>>
>> The old man replied, "Yep!! Us oldsters did all the things we could
>> think of and still, none of us could open that darn jar."
2007-09-13 10:13:12 · 7 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okaymy mouth is open I have a dirty mind! lol
2007-09-13 10:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that is very funny i am going to tell some people that joke
2007-09-13 17:19:33 · answer #2 · answered by Tweety 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GREAT JOKE! It's cute and clean and something you can tell to everyone!
2007-09-13 17:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Yea funny, I like
2007-09-13 17:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by PoisonRage 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2007-09-13 17:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good good i was laughing out loud there.
2007-09-13 17:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by angelamcaulay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
long joke!
2007-09-13 17:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by matthewurton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋