Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day.
> > Alice says to Frank,"You know, we could make a lot
> > of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in
> > Mexico ." Frank thinks this is a great idea, so
> > they pool their money and buy everything they need:
> > a
> > tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
> >
> > They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the
> > square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd
> > begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people
> > gather to watch them at work. When they finished,
> > there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a
> > good idea to give a demonstration. So Alice jumps.
> >
> > She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she
> > comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts
> > and scratches. Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to
> > catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes
> > back up again.
> > This time, she is bruised and bleeding.
> >
> > Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and
> > bounces b ack up. This time, she comes back pretty
> > messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones and
> > is almost unconscious.
> >
> > Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and
> > says,"What happened? Was the cord too long?"
> >
> > Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee
> > cord was fine...it was the crowd...what the f*ck is
> > a Pinata?!"
2007-09-13 10:09:43 · 16 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! That was so funny!
You deserve a star.
Read my jokes on my page.
2007-09-13 10:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take out the unneeded explicative and you've got a good joke.
2007-09-13 17:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not to funny, a little on the sick side!
2007-09-13 17:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by silver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it tickled me
2007-09-13 17:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by PoisonRage 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg, That's hilarious! I love it!
2007-09-13 17:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by Kiwi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I laughed out loud. :)
2007-09-13 17:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by The Fallen. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha WOW
2007-09-13 17:14:13 · answer #7 · answered by cometlady89 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute I like it! lol
2007-09-13 17:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-09-13 17:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by kimberly k 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA..................I LIKE THIS ONE...LOL
2007-09-13 17:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by ♥RaCheL♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋