All categories - 8 September 2007

These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says “It’s gotta be the booze, I’m always drunk “ The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy’s thinking, “Yeah! Look at all this alcohol!” and runs into the room.
The second guy says, “It’s the women I could never stay faithful to my wife.” The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen And, he would be the only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn’t believe it. He goes in and the Devil shuts the door.
The third man said “It’s gotta be the weed, I’m always tokin’ up” The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death weed. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style

2007-09-08 09:02:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

when calculating the enthalpy value (using Hess's law) to find the change in enthalpy of one reaction by combining 3 others, is it ok not to use one of the below reactions? Can using 2 of the 3 reactions be ok if it still makes the target or main reaction?

2007-09-08 09:02:12 · 1 answers · asked by Wanda McAlias 2 in Chemistry

2007-09-08 09:02:10 · 13 answers · asked by James D 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

I have two and they are cute but I fear they will outgrow normal fishtanks. Any suggestions? No cruel or inhumane answers please. We are animal lovers...

2007-09-08 09:02:10 · 12 answers · asked by Dynaglide04 1 in Reptiles

I don't know about anyone else, but I just got sick.

http://www.zerotime.com/articles/dogs.htm

*sad eyes*
This is a shame.

Lab created zombies - What do you think?

2007-09-08 09:02:08 · 6 answers · asked by lovely_lady_lavender 4 in Polls & Surveys

That doesn't make any sense!

2007-09-08 09:02:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

i know that being fat makes u taller (which im not), so of course im eating healthy. but does coffee make u stop growing taller? i know it messes with ur matabolism, but i dont care. i dont want to be tall. im 5'3 and in 8th grade. and i dont want to be a weird 5'7 woman. i just dont like being tall...it looks kind of weird to me. (no offense to some of u.) and um, dont post something like, "put a rock on ur head and ull stop growing." well of course, um...that wont do anything. any advice?!??!

2007-09-08 09:02:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-09-08 09:01:59 · 8 answers · asked by Antonio G 2 in Singles & Dating

where?

2007-09-08 09:01:48 · 21 answers · asked by sunshine 5 in Polls & Surveys

why doesnt he just leave and join fraggle rock? or bagpus? omg he's having a nightmare!!!!!!! would anyone here like to comment about it?thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2007-09-08 09:01:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

have already replaced electronics in the distributor and coil wires , coil, and modules. vehicle stalls upon acceleration

2007-09-08 09:01:29 · 2 answers · asked by JERRY E 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-09-08 09:01:21 · 3 answers · asked by patwilmac 1 in Dublin

Which one is most discriminated agains more black people or hispanics! im hispanic Just in case... Honestly which one do you think is more discriminated against in theese times!

2007-09-08 09:01:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My angelfish were liplocking for about 10 minutes, (must be a long time in the fish world)lol. Then they spun around. Then one of them looked like they were kissing the top of the other angelfish's head are the breeding or fighting. How do i change it and let them try to breed? How do I tell their gender I researched and tried everything in order to find information in how to tell the difference from a male and female angelfish but could not. Also, my water is told to be over crowded is it really/ I have 6 angels, 2 large ones and 3 medium ones. One died yesterday. :( I need help please. Thank you so very, very much.

2007-09-08 09:01:10 · 2 answers · asked by KayleeR 3 in Fish

2007-09-08 09:00:57 · 14 answers · asked by tkp9999 1 in Baseball

If he is energetic, not in pain, etc...

2007-09-08 09:00:56 · 4 answers · asked by Clever_Cat 5 in Dogs

protest when their country is classified the same as Haiti and Honhurous and the rest ??

2007-09-08 09:00:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-09-08 09:00:45 · 25 answers · asked by FREE HUGS 5 in Polls & Surveys

I believe it was Thorough who said this. What is an example of a life of "quiet desperation"?

2007-09-08 09:00:37 · 8 answers · asked by pomosimulacrum 2 in Books & Authors

in your opinoin, is someone who works in a shop that sells drugs, but doesnt have anything to do with it themselves, be a a worse person than a rapist?

2007-09-08 09:00:35 · 7 answers · asked by Annie 3 in Law & Ethics

Many times riders who don't know each other will fall into conversation with each other on a chance meeting. Gas stations, Dunkin Donuts, even red lights. Heard any good ones lately?

This morning's: "My mirror is an unusual place for a Ducatti."

2007-09-08 09:00:33 · 7 answers · asked by Firecracker . 7 in Motorcycles

I have a 6 year old daughter, who is very very well behaved, I have only had to spank her maybe 10 times in her entire short life. When I was growing up, I am 26 now, if one of my neighbors caught me or any of the other kids in the neighborhood acting out we would get spanked by them, then they would march us home, tell our parents what we did, we would have to apologize to them and then our parents would let us have it! It was not just my family that was like this it was the WHOLE neighborhood, if I got in trouble at my house, my neighbors would lecture me as well. What ever happened to it takes a village? Today kids are so bad and disrespectful that I just want to walk up to them and let them have it! Then to make matters worse I want to yell at the parents for raising little snots. Is this normal?

2007-09-08 09:00:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-09-08 09:00:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

I have been thinking about getting horse insurance for my barrel horses. Any recommendations and also what the policies cover?

2007-09-08 09:00:20 · 11 answers · asked by apha_barrelracer 3 in Horses

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students
might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season
emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the
birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked
his class, "Where is Jesus today ?"
Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and
answered, "He's in my heart." and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted
out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
Ths whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this and Robert
said, "Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door,
and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"

2007-09-08 09:00:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My friend who is a veterinary nurse told me that a man brought in his dog as she was having problems giving birth and had to have a caesarian section. When he saw the dog he picked her up by the scruff of the neck and said how useless she was and she was going in the shed when he got her home. The vet told him she needed a lot of care and she needed to feed the pups and he had better keep her warm as she had just had a major operation. He gave the vet verbal abuse and said she was gong to be got rid of when the pups were old enough. All he could think about was how much the vet bill was. Do you think that vets should be able to confiscate animals by law if he thought there was animal abuse involved. What happened to the law that was passed regarding the care of animals. I have said that I would have the dog even though I have two myself.

2007-09-08 09:00:13 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

People mention the FBI and CIA but both of these require USA citizenship. Is there something that is elegible for people outside the USA?

2007-09-08 09:00:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

I've thought of some:

tide
wave
zephyr
gentle wind
caress
mist

but I need more. Suggestions?

2007-09-08 09:00:01 · 4 answers · asked by Live-Creatively.com 2 in Poetry

something missing?

2007-09-08 08:59:56 · 22 answers · asked by ....FED UP............ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-08 08:59:49 · 8 answers · asked by Maurizio Z 1 in Programming & Design