A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students
might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season
emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the
birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked
his class, "Where is Jesus today ?"
Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and
answered, "He's in my heart." and Robert, waving his hand furiously, blurted
out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
Ths whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a
response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Robert how he knew this and Robert
said, "Well.....every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door,
and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'!"
2007-09-08 09:00:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one and it is so true.
2007-09-08 09:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2016-05-19 21:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-09-08 09:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Typical and true. hahaha
2007-09-08 21:22:25 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for the kids
2007-09-08 09:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really cute. Star!
2007-09-08 09:09:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't really appreciate the use of Jesus's name in vain.
2007-09-08 09:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-08 09:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS HILARIOUS!
2007-09-08 09:11:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
like it
2007-09-08 09:07:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋