Many times riders who don't know each other will fall into conversation with each other on a chance meeting. Gas stations, Dunkin Donuts, even red lights. Heard any good ones lately?
This morning's: "My mirror is an unusual place for a Ducatti."
2007-09-08 09:00:33 · 7 answers · asked by Firecracker . 7 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Motorcycles
"Red" wouldn't happen to have cold feet, would he?
2007-09-08 10:03:52 · update #1
No problem Ron. Since we don't have a helmet law, I wasn't wearing one. The guy on the Duc was, and had no problem answering. If you can't converse while wearing your helmet, it's squeezing your brain too much. Helmets have nothing to do with insurance rates, morons on 2 wheels do.
2007-09-14 14:00:25 · update #2
Thanks Firecracker. I get alot of unusual questions because I am a woman rider.
2007-09-08 09:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting at a bar having a brew, minding my own business. My bike was parked outside for anyone to see. Directly a fellow came up to me and asked "You're a biker aren't you?" "Yes, that is my Hog outside."
I downed that brew and was just starting my second as this woman came up to me. She said "You're a biker aren't you?" "Yes, that is my Hog outside." Then she began "I am a lesbian. All I can think about is women. All my dreams are of me making love to women." Then she left.
I sat there mulling over what she had said and ordered another brew .
Wasn't long and another fellow came up to me and said ."You're a biker aren't you?"
"Well up to about five minutes ago I thought I was but I just found out that I am a lesbian."
2007-09-11 08:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Oweena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laid back biker was watchin TV while his 'ol lady was raggin him about everything from his family liniage to his life choices, but as normal he just grinned, she got mad and went to her sister's and complained, "sis, no matter what I say, I can't get a rise out of "Red" he just smiles at me. "Well I Know what will get a rise out of him and whispered something in her ear. Later "Red" was suckin down a brew and his 'ol lady said " what would you say if I told you, I slept with your best friend?" Red burped and thought long and hard and then said, "Well I guess I would have to say you're a lesbian.
2007-09-08 09:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wouldn't be able to start conversations at red lights if you had a (full) helmet on.... thanks for driving up everyones insurance rates :p
2007-09-13 19:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, when I'm on the side car I usually ask riders " Hey ,where do you put your dog on that thing? "
On the FXR ,I usually try to incite a friendly neighborhood drag race.
2007-09-08 13:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is that a semi-automatic military-style rifle that is bolted there to your luggage rack? And may I also ask where it is that I would be able to get myself one of those Officer?
2007-09-08 14:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Superman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!
yeah I drove a red-light conversation starter!!!, here,
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/mdcbert/scootmaster_Imadeit.jpg
2007-09-08 12:26:10 · answer #7 · answered by mdcbert 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋