These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says “It’s gotta be the booze, I’m always drunk “ The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy’s thinking, “Yeah! Look at all this alcohol!” and runs into the room.
The second guy says, “It’s the women I could never stay faithful to my wife.” The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen And, he would be the only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn’t believe it. He goes in and the Devil shuts the door.
The third man said “It’s gotta be the weed, I’m always tokin’ up” The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death weed. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style
2007-09-08 09:02:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three men. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke. “I’ll never drink again!”, he says. The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even faster than when he went in “I’m gay!” he screams. The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him another chance as well.
The devil then comes to the third door, He opens it and nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 100 years ago. The devil asks him if he learned anything. The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek…
“You got a light, Man.”
2007-09-08 09:02:34 · update #1
oh mi gosh. so your saying he never got to smoke it. funny though!!
2007-09-08 09:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by on and on we go 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-08 09:49:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow man thats HEAVY.
Sad but true and a star for you !
2007-09-08 09:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha made me laugh! Kudos to you
2016-04-03 21:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO......
thats all i can say about that one....
u get a star though
2007-09-09 04:18:57 · answer #5 · answered by Dea B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Briliant.
Genius.
Magnificent.
Not Bad.
2007-09-08 10:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you would have thought he would have gone cold turkey lol
2007-09-08 09:16:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
random
2007-09-08 09:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by kaz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. pooor guy! HAHAHAH thats hilarious thanks for the laugh heres a star.!
2007-09-08 09:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hha ha I loved it
2007-09-08 09:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋