All categories - 6 September 2007

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.


2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.


3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!


4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.


5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.


6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.


7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.


8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.


9. True friends stab you in the front.


10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.


11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

2007-09-06 01:57:40 · 5 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Hello, I need some help. I need to drill two hols to put up a shelf. The place where I need to drill the holes are about 4 inches above the light switch and about 1 inch to the right. Is it safe for me to drill a hole into the wall and be 100 sure I would not hit any electric wires ? How do I find out where the electric wires are in connection with the light switch.

Thanks

2007-09-06 01:56:54 · 7 answers · asked by Discover 2 in Other - Home & Garden

My mother died 6 years ago and my father is remarried. I just found out I'm pregnant and before I tell them I need to figure out what I want my child to call my dad's wife. Does anyone have any suggestions? I want to avoid using ma or mom or anything like that.

2007-09-06 01:56:34 · 19 answers · asked by Emily V 2 in Pregnancy

I'm planning on enrolling but I'm not sure if Companies take that as an actual Degree. I'm planning on taking the two year plan. Do you think its a good idea? Mostly it's because of my schedule.

2007-09-06 01:56:34 · 6 answers · asked by peedrosup 1 in Higher Education (University +)

is married to a Super Beautiful Mail Order Bride from Russia and he is the happiest man in the neigborhood! And the funny part about this is he works at blockbuster video and is overweight. He talks about how good his sex life is and how she cooks and cleans for him. I was wondering what you people think about Mail Order Brides.

2007-09-06 01:56:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-09-06 01:56:21 · 33 answers · asked by 123mantobeat456 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-06 01:56:18 · 3 answers · asked by abi 1 in Other - India

He is revered and worshiped by his followers.
His followers think he has/had great supernatural power.
Whatever L. Ron said/wrote is true despite contradictory scientific evidence.
Everyone who doesn't follow L. Ron's teachings are evil (or "criminals")

Main Entry: god
2 : a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality
3 : a person or thing of supreme value
4 : a powerful ruler

2007-09-06 01:56:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-06 01:55:56 · 41 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-06 01:55:56 · 24 answers · asked by Elizabeth Ann B 1 in Weddings

okay, i've got 3 violations yesterday just making a secretly A.G. (you know), 5 from the last day (wow) and 2 from the other day, and i feel that this one would be deleted too

2007-09-06 01:55:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the truth. I do not suffer any mental health disorder in anyway. I do love and care about my children, But have the honesty to say I should have never married the man I did, I did not love him or like him. I hated his mannerisms and certainly did not want my children growing up with them. Any man who steals a childrens childhood is purely evil and should never ever be forgiven. My children have been brought up on a run down council house where my ex deserved to live but my children did not. I have a very nice life now, I am very happy. I dont think anythink of my ex or if he is with anyone. I am truly not interested. I do not want to know his buisness and I do not want him knowing mine. I would never ever be in the same room with him again under any circumstances. I have a lovely house abroad, I have a good job and lots of friends. I would never live with another man, because he could throw me out with no-where to go I would never let any man have that kind of power over me. ?

2007-09-06 01:55:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-06 01:54:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-09-06 01:54:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

I have been reading a lot of self-help books and I am really proud of my progress, But it feels more like one step forward, 2 steps back. Then I need to re-read everything and work on my attitude again. Am I just impatient? I guess persisting to read these would help?

2007-09-06 01:54:07 · 5 answers · asked by stargazer 2 in Mental Health

I want only just 1 wish....

2007-09-06 01:54:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Egypt

HELP I DONT KNOW WHO TO PICK

2007-09-06 01:53:43 · 4 answers · asked by num1_indian 2 in Fantasy Sports

2007-09-06 01:53:29 · 14 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Philosophy

Do people realise there are literally hundreds of superior products out there that require only a very slight learning curve and provide more fatures and a far cheaper- ie more bang for your buck?

Not to mention all the Chinese knock-offs which work ok- I've several all still working well- some have full-colour video.

2007-09-06 01:53:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-06 01:53:27 · 4 answers · asked by use 1 in History

can't the same be said of God's mind which is infinately more complex? Does God's complexity prove that He (God) requires an even higher creator?

- sort of a take on the old adage: If God made the universe then who made God? -

2007-09-06 01:53:14 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Identify curve by finding a cartesian equation for the curve:

r=csc(theta)

I know that csc=1/sin and csc=r/y. But I think it involves some sort of trigonomic trick in order to complete the problem. Any help is greatly appreciated!

2007-09-06 01:52:58 · 2 answers · asked by behindthemask 2 in Mathematics

Even when they love you and you do it the right way.And how should a man react to this?

2007-09-06 01:52:44 · 12 answers · asked by Dario M 1 in Singles & Dating

I am absolutely desperate for a poo but my gardener is working right outside my toilet window! Why is it us girls are funny about these things?? I think they are here all afternoon and I just don't know how long I can hold it in...what would you do????

2007-09-06 01:52:39 · 18 answers · asked by Sparkle 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-09-06 01:52:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I had issues all of my life that I refused to attend to and now they are making sure I catch up. Mostly is connected to my parents, childhood. Now, I am in the mourning process, but I would like to understand what "going through grief" or "allowing the pain" means? What would be avoiding the pain and what would be facing the pain?

2007-09-06 01:52:20 · 3 answers · asked by stargazer 2 in Mental Health

2007-09-06 01:52:09 · 6 answers · asked by matt g 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

I have naturally dark blonde hair, but I llloooovvvveeee black hair (silky, shiny color). I currently dye my hair into black and everybody say it looks beautiful, but I personally think it looks a bit fake. What do you think? Are there anybody who changes their hair radically?

2007-09-06 01:51:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

i am 17 years of age i was raped in august, we are currently awaiting trail, i'm pressing charges, i have doctors proof his sperm was indeed found in me.
i am pregnant, by this man..
my last period was last period was july 17th, i am currently 7 weeks pregnant, i have seen an obgyn and got an ultrasound.
my best friend told me about yahoo, i figure i can not be judged here because no one knows who i really am, so i do not have to worry about people finding out.

should i abort this child? or adoption?
part of me loves the child because i know 50% of this baby is me,and i don't like the idea honestly of killing something i created..

any advice is welcome..

thanks for taking time to listen,
sue

2007-09-06 01:51:56 · 44 answers · asked by sue b 1 in Pregnancy