I am absolutely desperate for a poo but my gardener is working right outside my toilet window! Why is it us girls are funny about these things?? I think they are here all afternoon and I just don't know how long I can hold it in...what would you do????
2007-09-06 01:52:39 · 18 answers · asked by Sparkle 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Maybe you could turn on some loud music so your poo noises are muffled.
2007-09-06 02:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by hypno_toad1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make sure the window is closed. Before you go drop some paper in the toilet so to prevent the splashing noise when it drops and it will just land on the paper instead of making a noise when it hits the the water lol.
2007-09-06 02:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to laugh but ha ha, I do exactly the same thing (been having boiler problems and a decorator here to and its been hell getting to the loo), well you either have to bite the bullet and go for it, maybe putting some paper down the loo first to hide the plopping noise or go to your neighbours and ask to use theirs! But dont hold on for too long you wont do yourself any good, and we dont want any accidents!!
Timmi07 has good advice, make him a drink or snack and get him to go sit elsewhere!!!
2007-09-06 01:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make it sound real bad..make a load of splattering noises and grunt like mad and then make a big slash sound and you should be alright from there on as i dont think he would want to be near the window again lol
2007-09-06 02:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a fiver and send him out to lunch then you can poo to your hearts delight
2007-09-06 02:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretend you are vacuuming, the noise of the vacuum will be louder than any noise you will make in the loo!
2007-09-06 02:01:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make him a drink and snack and set up a small table elsewhere in the garden to occupy him while you...
2007-09-06 01:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by Timmi007 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
mmm, you could make a beer fountain in your garden, so this guy doesn't think about you and your bathroom, but unfotunaly he doesn't think also at your garden :-)
2007-09-06 03:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Go Go sod the lads
2007-09-06 02:02:13 · answer #9 · answered by Scouse 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have blinds or curtains?? If you do use them. It will make you feel a bit better while doing your business!!
2007-09-06 01:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋