1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
2007-09-06 01:57:40 · 5 answers · asked by Soft Heart 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL!! those are great! my favorite would have to be #.....6....no #.......10......no i like #.......3......no no no.....my fav is #......7....ok i give up....i liked them ALL!!
a star for you!! and maybe 10 points for me?? ☺
2007-09-06 02:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
13.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
14.It makes no difference whether you win or lose until you lose.
15.He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
16.A circle is a line of no depth running round a point forever.
17.Memory is a crazy woman who hoards coloured rags and throws away food.
18.Never say "Oops" always say "Ah, interesting"!
19.Smile they said, for things could be worse. So I did, and they were!
20.Don't go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
2007-09-06 09:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by Amit G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah!
cool! really good 8th was the best!
thanks 4 making me smile
5 stars 4 u
2007-09-06 09:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like those
2007-09-06 09:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by khrissy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-09-06 09:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by Sweety 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋