A man and his local vicar were playing golf. The man had a terrible short game and kept missing crucial three foot puts.
At the 3rd he missed one and exclaimed "f*ck, I missed!!" To which the vicar replied, "You should curb your language my son or God will strike you down."
At the fifteenth the man missed another sitter and again cried, "f*ck I missed!!!!"
The vicar again warned the man about the virtues of an unclean tongue. At the eighteenth the man missed yet another 3 footer and yelled in frustration, "f*ck, I missed."
The viacr was livid, "May god have mercy upon you soul my son for surely the Lord will strike you down."
As the vicar was speaking, dark clouds had been building up over the eighteenth green and no sooner had the vicar stopped speaking did an enormous bolt of lightening stike the vicar to ash. At which a big booming voice filled the air, "F*CK, I MISSED!!"
2007-09-06
01:35:54
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