A man and his local vicar were playing golf. The man had a terrible short game and kept missing crucial three foot puts.
At the 3rd he missed one and exclaimed "f*ck, I missed!!" To which the vicar replied, "You should curb your language my son or God will strike you down."
At the fifteenth the man missed another sitter and again cried, "f*ck I missed!!!!"
The vicar again warned the man about the virtues of an unclean tongue. At the eighteenth the man missed yet another 3 footer and yelled in frustration, "f*ck, I missed."
The viacr was livid, "May god have mercy upon you soul my son for surely the Lord will strike you down."
As the vicar was speaking, dark clouds had been building up over the eighteenth green and no sooner had the vicar stopped speaking did an enormous bolt of lightening stike the vicar to ash. At which a big booming voice filled the air, "F*CK, I MISSED!!"
2007-09-06 01:35:54 · 21 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely brilliant hun!!xx
2007-09-06 01:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man & his wife were golfing together and the wife hooked her ball into the woods. When they went to get it they found a very small man sitting in the tree. When asked...he said he was a leprachaun and he could grant them one wish. They asked for a million dollars.
The tiny man said...oooh that's a lot of money. But....if you'll let me have sex with your wife, I will grant it. The couple talked it over and decided it would be worth it for a million dollars. So the wife and tiny man went behind a big tree and while they were going at it - the small man asked how old her husband was. She told him he was 42; and the small man says, "And he still believes in leprechauns?"
2007-09-06 01:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Excellent.
2007-09-06 05:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaaaa, outstanding hun, loved it, lol.
2007-09-06 01:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
9/10!!!
STAR!!!
2007-09-06 01:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by Amy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
did he get a hol y one,lol
2007-09-06 05:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice one
2007-09-06 01:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by R 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-06 01:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol. Star again! Keep it up :)
2007-09-06 01:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by Louis Junior. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
old, but still very funny
2007-09-06 02:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by sibund 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋