All categories - 3 September 2007

A big, good 'ol boy of a sherrif's deputy pulls the hippy over in a wash of blue strobe lights and approache the hippy van.
"Do y'all know why I stopped you?" the Deputy asks.
"Uh..Like no man..." the filthy hippy answers.
"Y'all didn't stop fer th' stop sign, thats why.."
"But dude, like I slowed down for it, and no one was coming the other way. I don't see any difference between slowin' and stoppin' for the stop sign"
The Deputy's face darkens with anger as he says "Step out of the vehicle sir."
The hippy steps out of the VW van, and the Deputy siezes him and commences to beat the hippy on the sides of his knees and back of his legs visciously with a baton and says "Y'all tell me the difference between stoppin'and slowing down. Do you want me to stop or do you want me to slow down?

2007-09-03 12:05:00 · 9 answers · asked by steve.57343 5 in Jokes & Riddles

1. a rectangle's length is 2ft less than 3 times the width. if the perimeter is 44ft what is it's length ?

2. square root of x^5

3. Add square root of 75x^2 + square root of 12x^2

4. for f(x)=3x+2

5. Factor 3x^3-6x^2

6. factor x^3 +3x^2 +2x

please help and show the work on how you got the answers

2007-09-03 12:04:59 · 3 answers · asked by suferchick 2 in Mathematics

2007-09-03 12:04:52 · 5 answers · asked by ☼ 2 in Current Events

How long does it stay in your body and where does it travel to? Can it end up in a place where it will hang out and do something or does it move along with the rest of your ingested substances?

2007-09-03 12:04:46 · 9 answers · asked by Dan C 2 in Other - Health

im worried that if my home country of australia withdraws its troops from iraq the US will invade australia.

do you think that this could happen too?

2007-09-03 12:04:42 · 28 answers · asked by Euro 3 in Military

If so what kind of dog was he

2007-09-03 12:04:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I will be an independent contractor starting in Oct. Normally if I started Jan 1 I would estimate my salary from Jan 1 08-Dec 31 08 and file my first estimated payment Jan. 15. So what do I do about my earnings from Oct 07-Dec07?

2007-09-03 12:04:31 · 2 answers · asked by abby 1 in United States

That say there Christians, when really they're not. They do this to get the vote of the ignorant. They are college ed. and understand fully the overwhelming evidence that proves that all religions have it wrong. They wont say it because they need the vote.

2007-09-03 12:04:29 · 10 answers · asked by wakemovement 3 in Religion & Spirituality

what time do they end?I know it starts at 9:01 PM,but what time does it end?I'm curious because sometimes in the morning I need to call people,inbetween 7 and 8...

2007-09-03 12:04:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

i have white ones but everybody else i've seen is red and i don't have no kids or not pregnant.
i said that because everytime a ask about my stretch marks people just think i,m pregnant or have kids im not just fat.
p.s is there a way to get rid of them?

2007-09-03 12:04:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

Can I use Brake Cleaner solvent to clean the metal frame and workings on my Makarov. then relube with gun oil.

2007-09-03 12:04:15 · 4 answers · asked by l1011graham 2 in Hunting

2007-09-03 12:04:07 · 12 answers · asked by notamonkey 1 in Women's Health

2007-09-03 12:03:54 · 5 answers · asked by Terry B 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-09-03 12:03:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

oh my goodness!!!! this is amazin!!!! thank u

2007-09-03 12:03:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

Mine are green, with a brown edge away from the pupil.
Is that the definition of hazel?

2007-09-03 12:03:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Optical

started to move faster than average or slower than average? Why do molecules have a tendancy to move and why cant they stop? Would life sese to exist if molecules reached absolute zero motion?

2007-09-03 12:03:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I'm looking into taking a three weeks vacation but I have no idea on where to go. I know most people would say Hawaii but I am in Hawaii. so need help in suggested places.

2007-09-03 12:03:37 · 10 answers · asked by tneva 1 in Other - Destinations

To all you mommys out there, what was the first sign of labor approaching. As in what body changes happened hours before. Etc?!


:) Hopefully i can share my story SOON, as im now 6 days over due

2007-09-03 12:03:05 · 5 answers · asked by Mommy of 2 little girls<3 3 in Pregnancy

If children of illegals born here are denied citizenship, then that would help with illegal immigration. It might be worth changing it so that only children of people here legally could become citizens. Crossing the border pregnant should be discouraged and not incouraged for the health of the mother and child.

2007-09-03 12:03:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

I am a very ambitious student, and very involved in my school, such as leadership, clubs,community and sports. I am also an avid writer and take AP classes. ( I passed my history with a three) My g.p.a. isn't perfect; a 3.7 weighted, and I will have at least a 1800 on my SAT's (hopefully) lol. I want to major in film as a script writer. So, is this good enough? What else should I be doing to increase my chances?

2007-09-03 12:02:53 · 4 answers · asked by nicole 2 in Higher Education (University +)

He was my first love, and my first husband. He gave up all rights to the two children he & I had together to my second (and 'real') husband.
I haven't a clue as to how he found this phone number--the phone is not even listed in my name...
BTW, he knew that I've been widowed for the last five years???

2007-09-03 12:02:51 · 14 answers · asked by Holiday Magic 7 in Marriage & Divorce

my problem is trying to figure out what symptoms of pregnancy can you have before you get a bfp my period us usualy 6 days long. July 3rd came on at right time lasted 6 days normal.With normal breast pain but normaly the pain stops the first sign of flow this time the pain continued.Came on again on July 29th. On time but lasted4days spotted 2 left completly on the Aug 1st day. Aug, 16th period came again normal in flow lasted 6 days but way to early should have come on Aug. 26 but spotted that day and Aug 27 I have been bloated not feeling myself but dont know if it is in my head some of the things. I have always been regular my whole life im 35 never hardly a day early or a day late I dont know when I ovulated I dont know anything because of the messed up period and should I have spotted on the day I would have come on is any of this normal or happend to anyone out there and there result was pregnancy took a test temp higher than usual charting got a bfn not sure when to even test

2007-09-03 12:02:36 · 1 answers · asked by ATAVIO I 1 in Trying to Conceive

I just got my dentures and eatting with them is such a pain. I have had them for a month now and I still cannot eat meat cause my teeth come loose, I put a powder stuff on it and it dose not help. will I be able to eat nuts and meat again? this is serious to me, all you lucky that still have teeth take care of them dentures are not fun!

2007-09-03 12:02:25 · 4 answers · asked by boy george 2 in Dental

Or would curiosity get the best of you?

2007-09-03 12:02:19 · 14 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

The brand name and where can you buy it what sores or catalogs?

2007-09-03 12:02:10 · 8 answers · asked by Emily24 1 in Cats

So I basically need a really cute creative costume idea. The cutest and best idea gets the best answer! =]

TIA

2007-09-03 12:02:08 · 13 answers · asked by idk 1 in Halloween

2007-09-03 12:01:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

and how did you feel lol.

2007-09-03 12:01:54 · 19 answers · asked by tigerleeaussie 5 in Polls & Surveys