Someone took my keys away when a group of us were all on a trip to a small country town one w/end.
I was upset and decided to walk from the country club to the pub we were all staying at. it was the middle of the night when I headed off without telling anyone, and I promptly got lost.
Next thing I remember, I woke up next to some strange lady I'd never seen before in my life, in a house I don't remember at all, the lady (lets call her Insatiable) said she had rescued me from her garden bed in the middle of the night, and having done so, felt it her right to sample my delights before calling in a favour from her brother, the town priest.
I lived there in that tiny country town with her for 3 months before she finally fessed up that she was only kidding and we weren't really married, evidently, the thing about the brother was only because she didn't do uncircumcised guys. OUCH !!
(I had been wondering about that)
Tell us about your drunken adventures (or your "friends") lol
2007-09-02
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