Have you ever had your keys taken away?

Question

Someone took my keys away when a group of us were all on a trip to a small country town one w/end.

I was upset and decided to walk from the country club to the pub we were all staying at. it was the middle of the night when I headed off without telling anyone, and I promptly got lost.
Next thing I remember, I woke up next to some strange lady I'd never seen before in my life, in a house I don't remember at all, the lady (lets call her Insatiable) said she had rescued me from her garden bed in the middle of the night, and having done so, felt it her right to sample my delights before calling in a favour from her brother, the town priest.
I lived there in that tiny country town with her for 3 months before she finally fessed up that she was only kidding and we weren't really married, evidently, the thing about the brother was only because she didn't do uncircumcised guys. OUCH !!

(I had been wondering about that)

Tell us about your drunken adventures (or your "friends") lol

Answer 1

Wheelbarrow

Answer 2

Haha.... if I actually believed that was true, and if that happened to me, I'd be sooo scared!!! That's a crazy story.

My drunken adventures? Hmm... the craziest that's ever really happened was that I was upset about missing an ex-boyfriend and I fell down and hit my head on a friend's bike's tire and also kept falling down except I DON'T remember that at all. I had to be carried into the house.... thank God for good friends. I wouldn't have wanted to see what happened if that had been in public and I was alone.

Answer 3

One of the many I have is singing "Jingle Bells" at Octoberfest. The people doing the karoke got me a bell to ring. Some people sang along and others just gave me dirty looks. I was wasted.

Answer 4

Yep

Answer 5

Never.

Answer 6

wow, no