All categories - 28 August 2007

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female,faced each other in a city park,until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want to." And with a clap of his hand, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking conspiratorically.

Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down, and I'll **** on it's head.

2007-08-28 14:11:56 · 8 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

happened?

2007-08-28 14:11:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/capitol-briefing/2007/02/jefferson_gets_homeland_securi.html

2007-08-28 14:11:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

ok click on what i give u then rate the cuteness of my dog!! on a scale of 1-10!!!! i`m not just giving 10 pts to some1 who has the highest like 9 or sum`in but maybe honesty!!! b totally honest and u may get 10 pts!!!!

2007-08-28 14:11:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I am really happy to see that! Would anyone really want to see Stewart or Hamlin in a Toyota?

Go Jr.>>>>

2007-08-28 14:11:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in NASCAR

... anyone else?

2007-08-28 14:10:59 · 8 answers · asked by junglejoe 2 in Politics

I was wondering this in class today...

Any answers will be nice.

Please don't be stupid. Any ridiclous answers will be thrown out.

2007-08-28 14:10:53 · 22 answers · asked by Tabithia Rose ♥ 4 in Other - Music

i have seen grandma for 2 weeks. i usually see her once a week. i cry every night cuz i miss her. she is always busy and hanging out with her older friends. she never calls me and when i call her she doesnt answer. i cant leave a message. she has no machine. this time i havent called her for a week. i usually call her every few days. why isnt she callling me? it hurts so much. i feel like she never has time for me. last time i didnt call her she was worried. why do i always have to be the first one to call her? why cant she ever call me for once? i dont want to seem needy. how can i make her call me?

2007-08-28 14:10:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

whenever i have a cup of coffee at any time, and when urinate whenever needed after that, i sense a strong smell of coffee
what is wrong?

2007-08-28 14:10:52 · 2 answers · asked by Sk8er Boi 3 in Men's Health

The American Friends Service Committee reports that Montana taxpayers, by the end of 2007, will have spent nearly $700 million to pay for the war in Iraq. Worse yet, 21 young Montanans have died in the war. Other Montanans have been physically maimed and mentally damaged in the war, a total of 211 casualties from Montana, so far. Just think what we could have done for Montana with $700 million, if only we had spent our tax money here instead of supporting the privatization of a war for profit. We could have built 85 new elementary schools, for example. We could have built 6,687 new affordable housing units for Montanans providing homes for Montana families. Or, we could have provided 148,203 university scholarships for Montana students!

2007-08-28 14:10:41 · 5 answers · asked by Johnny P 4 in Government

If nurture creates more resisting current, it isn't so simple as waves of opposite amplitude canceling each other out. If more opposing resistance than conducive amplification is felt, can nurture ever be the reason a person is intelligent?

2007-08-28 14:10:24 · 6 answers · asked by Pansy 4 in Philosophy

is it hating as bad as loving and not being loved in return?
is it hating bad for yourself if the one you hate pays the prize?
if love can move mountains, can hate destroy any mountain on your way???
can anyone overcome fear by hating???
what is worse to live a life controlled by fear or hate???

2007-08-28 14:10:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

And then say they "don't understand" how God could let little children starve to death.

2007-08-28 14:10:15 · 17 answers · asked by bandycat5 5 in Religion & Spirituality

My husband and I filed together but he owes child support and that means both of our earnings will go to his ex. How do I make an adjustment so I can recieve my income tax refund instead of having my half sent to her as well? We just recently found out I can still have it adjusted from the Child Support Office but does anyone know which form it is or where I maybe able to find it? Any other helpful information will be gratefully appreciated..

2007-08-28 14:10:12 · 4 answers · asked by dulcitamija 1 in United States

names and numbers please! thanks.

2007-08-28 14:10:10 · 2 answers · asked by vicprobey 2 in Austin

2007-08-28 14:09:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

Is this possible? I don't know for sure that we have fleas in the house, but I have a cat as well. I am considering putting him on flea treatments but am concerned that if the fleas stop bothering the cat, they'll congregate on the rabbit. And if there's nothing I can do to deflea the rabbit, then maybe I ought not do anything. ??

2007-08-28 14:09:45 · 2 answers · asked by girlsincamelot 2 in Rodents

From a significant other?? :) I know it is not polite to look a gift horse in the mouth, but we have all received bad gifts, no?

2007-08-28 14:09:31 · 2 answers · asked by Melissa's Smile 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

My son's father has to be practically strong-armed by the Attorney General's office into paying his child support. They have threatened to revoke his driver's license, have put a lien on his home and have frozen a bank account of his to retrieve the monies owed to me. He owns his own business and is successful. He lives in a $200K home and has two practically new vehicles. His lifestyle is beyond your imagination. I have never withheld my son from him and have followed the custody order to a tee. He says "It's just a guideline we can follow if we want to."

What would you say to him about his refusal to pay child support and/or what do you think of this major lack of responsibilty? At one point he owed almost $10K!

2007-08-28 14:09:29 · 42 answers · asked by clj02 4 in Law & Ethics

OK YALL WE WANTA GO ON CRUISE NEXT YEAR SO AN INFORMATION U CAN TELL US AS FIRST TIME CRUISERS IS APPRECIATED.............ALL DETAILS PLEASE ...........WE WANT TO GO TO CANCUN OR COZUMEL EITHER IS GOOD. .. HOW MCUH MONEY SHOULD WE BRING AN STUFF FOR 2 ADULTS . WE HOPE TO TAKE OUR SECOND HONEYMOON CAUSE FIRST ONE SUCKED LOL, BECAUE WE WERNT 21 . WE COULDNT DO ANYTHING BU TEAT PIZZA AN WALK THE BEACH AN STUFF THAT WAS IT.... SO MY HUBBY SAYS WE CAN TAKE ANOTHER ONE AN WE WANT TO TAKE CRUISE ..... SO PICS OR WAT ROOM IS BEST, WAT LEVEL , EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW, WAT TO PACK , ETC,........THANKS

2007-08-28 14:09:26 · 4 answers · asked by BOOBOO 2 in Cruise Travel

2007-08-28 14:09:21 · 10 answers · asked by meags 1 in Law & Ethics

....pioneers on the Great Plains ENCOUNTERED many kinds of....

2007-08-28 14:09:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

This short video (1:49) starts a little slow but gets interesting quickly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

Thanks for the link, Emily L.

2007-08-28 14:09:16 · 15 answers · asked by Darth Cheney 7 in Zoology

2007-08-28 14:09:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

is there a reason for this ?

2007-08-28 14:09:00 · 14 answers · asked by ♥BEX♥ 7 in Psychology

2007-08-28 14:08:58 · 4 answers · asked by JAMES 4 in Cancer

And does he brush his teeth religiously?

2007-08-28 14:08:50 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Fox News' John Gibson: "Hillary makes a deal with Al Qaeda"
http://mediamatters.org/items/200708270007?f=i_latest

- PLAY GIBSON AUDIO CLIP ON RIGHT SIDE OF PAGE -

2007-08-28 14:08:47 · 9 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Politics

swoon

2007-08-28 14:08:44 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Things like "GI Brush, GI Comb, GI Wished I Stayed at Home". I would like to have a bunch of them compiled. Thanks Mary

2007-08-28 14:08:37 · 2 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys