One night, a theif broke into a house, and stole an expensive jewel. The next day, the owner of the house woke up, to see it had been stolen! He began to ask the neighbors if they may have a shaddy character, and explained what happened. One neighbor, who overheard, began to scold him, saying:
"Why didn't you keep it more secure!?" another said:
"Why didn't you sleep with an eye open so he couldn't steal it?"
"You sleep like a rock, that's why you didn't here him to catch him!" said another. Hear this, the man got angry and said:
"Well, as you would have it, I'm guilty of everything you say, and the theif is completely innocent!"
A stupid person was asked: What is more useful, the sun or the moon? The man replied:
"The answer to this is all too obvious. The sun comes out druing the day, when it is already light, so that is not useful. But the moon comes out at night and lights up the darkness, so the moon is more useful."
So, what do you think?
2007-08-25
18:48:05
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