All categories - 22 August 2007

This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.

Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.

Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.

About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the hell are you doing that?!"

The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."

"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.

The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."

2007-08-22 01:15:16 · 8 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-22 01:15:03 · 25 answers · asked by darestobelieve 4 in Singles & Dating

with your sort of problems (cos she had a bad childhood sexually abused) then she said to me the reason you react to things like you do is because of your childhood the hurt you have been through, she said this in front of a group of people and I felt so different and embrassed she said she has had a good childhood, i would never say that to someone in front of a group, what is her problem

2007-08-22 01:14:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

a boy smashed and broke my finger in bascket ball. and then , when he new about it he didnt do anything not even say the word sorry!. the only thing he said is na na na na na na your such a bad bascket ball player and i am the best!
i need a revenge he always gets on my nerves!

2007-08-22 01:14:43 · 4 answers · asked by asasasas 2 in Injuries

2007-08-22 01:14:42 · 5 answers · asked by Michiko B 2 in Chemistry

I overheard my wife's friend say that Hillary Clinton has done great things as Senator for New York, but couldn't expound on it. I live in New York and am not aware of any "great" things, but I have an open mind and would like to know what great things she has done.

2007-08-22 01:14:36 · 11 answers · asked by eyesavedhyrule 3 in Politics

c my bro stred saying bad words and when i was 4 my dad got made at my mom and stared saying bad words so when my bro turn 14 (hes 15 now) he stared to say bad words i dont want to say them but it hars all my dads friends do that my uncel dose it . do u have eney advice on it plzz hlp me iam only 11

2007-08-22 01:14:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

3 students that made a video (loose change)

or

A world class magazine that hired people with years of expertise in building, demolition etc

when they tell you about 9/11

2007-08-22 01:13:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

my bf says he doesnt *** when we have sex then when we are done i have a lot of slimy gooey fluid between my legs. he is the first guy i have had sex with and i dont know if he is lying or if those are my own juices. i am not on birth control because my mother wont let me and i am really trippin about getting pregnant! how do i know if its his or mine?

2007-08-22 01:12:49 · 7 answers · asked by becky99201 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

what are some good ways one can get rid of a blocked nose?

2007-08-22 01:12:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Allergies

Do you think if your involved with someone and they spend all their time at your house?Do you think they should help with the utilities, food and other expenses that they help accumulate? and on top of all that your a single mother and your in school and working two jobs.Do you think that you should have to ask them to do so? And if you do have to ask and they get on the defense, does this actually makes them a selfish individual?
What are your thoughts on this one!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-22 01:12:31 · 23 answers · asked by ? 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

why do boys only like girls who have a are good looking but are dum...and dont like girls who are very smart...i have many boys after me but its sooo hard because all they want from you is you know what and they dont care about what you feel or think...they dont care if your smart or not.....but like if i met a hot guy and he was dum i wouldnt want anything to do with him but boys are not like that! answer and advise for the future just interested why are boys like that????? help

2007-08-22 01:12:28 · 16 answers · asked by punky_ass (coolporschechick) 2 in Singles & Dating

NB: Any answers with obvious bias are unlikely to get best answer.

2007-08-22 01:12:24 · 25 answers · asked by Dan 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Are you an all-rounder? Or is there one area that you are really, really good at and just "blah" in other areas?

2007-08-22 01:12:18 · 31 answers · asked by Casually Blonde 3 in Polls & Surveys

Listen to this guy i found on you tube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkJEirTvIEs

what do u think?

2007-08-22 01:12:04 · 14 answers · asked by henry p 1 in Religion & Spirituality

My ex hates me and it kills me to think of it. I know I did wrong to him i.e. got angry and insulted his family etc which I regret now. The last argument we had I hit him with my umbrella he just got me so mad but even depite it all I still love him and cannot get him out my sysytem. He says he's dating another gal now and that kills me. I have a man now but I still miss my ex. I regeret the way i was to him and wish he would at least meet me but the last time he said he would he then said he didnt want to meet me. This is hard but I trust in god so it shouldnt be but any one ever expereinced this?

The fact that he says he has been dating some one for 2 weeks is killing me. I know I am christian and I beleiev e in god should help but i am finding it sooo hard!

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Think the thing that hurts me most is the fact that he has met someone else and I cant help but thinking that shes loads better than me in every way thiugh I have never met her? And the fact he hates me does not really help? I know these feelings or thoughts are not of god but I am finding this really difficult.

2007-08-22 01:12:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-22 01:11:48 · 7 answers · asked by sassychickensuckerboy 4 in Other - Politics & Government

2007-08-22 01:11:37 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Anymore elections are to much like popularity contests and not enough focus is given to getting honest answers to the tough questions. (This applies to both parties by the way)

2007-08-22 01:11:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

what food should i carry n what else i ll need during journey n also in india.

2007-08-22 01:11:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

2007-08-22 01:10:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I'm auditioning for a show and I can't find the sheet music that I need. I'm going to be using Out Tonight from RENT and I would really REALLY appreciate it if someone would be kind enough to send me an email with the music. I'm looking for the sheet music for piano accomanyment. If you've got it, PLEASE send it?? Best answer will be chosen to the person who can supply first... :o)

2007-08-22 01:10:19 · 2 answers · asked by devon 5 in Theater & Acting

When you take anadin extra do you have to swallow it whole or will it work just as well if you crunch it up(although it will taste bad).

2007-08-22 01:09:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

Don't you love religious nuts? It's impossible to prove them wrong. If she wins, it proves her vision is correct. When she didn't win, it was because she temporarily lost her faith. God was just testing her. Damn, Danielle, why didn't you put us all out of our misery and just let her go home this week?

2007-08-22 01:09:30 · 19 answers · asked by balderarrow 5 in Reality Television

I have been married for 18 years and had a great relationshp with my wife. She lost alot of weight 2 years ago and really looks hot. Earlier this year she got a boob job. A couple of months ago I find out she is on a dating site and is really firting with people. We a couple of weeks ago she met a guy for drinks at a local hotel. I found out later that he had a room there that night. We also had a room there. She picked me up and we went out and back to the room. The next morning she just came out and told me that she left the room that night to get someting to drink at 3am. She has never left the room before in 18 years. She email him the next day on an email account I was not supposed to know about and told him she had a great time and wished they could have spent more time together. When confronted, she got very angry and said nothing happened other than them having drinks. I think she crossed the line by not ltelling me. Does anyone else think she has been unfaithful?

2007-08-22 01:09:23 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Ok, I know I've been asking lots and lots of people lately, but I'm still a bit worried. My mother and I have already had ''the talk", but I'm not sure that I will get it quite soon. Here are some signs that I see: Breasts getting bigger, but are not sore.Starting to get pubic hair, grown a bit this summer, and weight is heavier than it used to be. help me soon on this someone please and thank you!
P.S.- I am 11 years old, going into grade 6, and my birthday is on April 4.

2007-08-22 01:09:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I think it shows good interactive skill. I think a new one a week is a good start , but the more the merrier.
You only live once

2007-08-22 01:09:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2007-08-22 01:08:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-08-22 01:08:32 · 18 answers · asked by kitty 3 in Jokes & Riddles