This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.
Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.
About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the hell are you doing that?!"
The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."
"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.
The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."
2007-08-22 01:15:16 · 8 answers · asked by Slimm D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
hope u don't get a violation 4 that because i did a few months ago lol
2007-08-22 01:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still funny though =P
2007-08-22 09:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a few time's now but its still makes me giggle!!!!
2007-08-22 13:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! Heard it before but its still funny!
2007-08-22 08:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by Karen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-22 08:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
looooool
2007-08-22 08:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by Abz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
foflmfho.lol
2007-08-22 10:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-22 09:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋