All categories - 18 August 2007

I'm not on the list yet. lol!!

2007-08-18 09:40:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-18 09:40:34 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Politics

Find:

f(x+Δx) - f(x) / Δx if f(x)= 8x^2+1

2007-08-18 09:40:19 · 6 answers · asked by NEpatriots12 2 in Mathematics

I looked at the website Goveg.com. Wow! is all i have to say. Let me just say, I am by no means trying to go vegetarian, but i would like animals i'm going to consume (eww it sound really gross) to be killed humanely and also for the other foods i eat to not be polluted with chemicals and pestisides. Are there any farms and crops that are like this??

2007-08-18 09:40:15 · 9 answers · asked by alias p 1 in Vegetarian & Vegan

If someone says they're depressed or feeling down, why is everyone so quick to tell them to take mind altering drugs?

2007-08-18 09:39:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Chairs are [obviously] designed to be sat on, where as tables are designed to be sat at. Why then, is it the case that tables are more comfortable for sitting on than chairs?

2007-08-18 09:39:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

I have recently met up with an old school friend, she has now become a born again christian, I am not a religous person at all, but I respest her beliefs. The last time we met up for a coffee she told me I would go to hell for not being a 'born again christian'...I wasnt too bothered, but she then said my two year old would also go to hell, This has really offened me and I am really angry that she could say that...I dont really want to see her ever again. Should I tell her that she has upset me..what is a born again christian?

2007-08-18 09:39:35 · 52 answers · asked by Trixie longjuice 2 in Religion & Spirituality

How to Shower Like a Woman:

1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see husband along the way, ignore juvenile "turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom. 3. Look at womanly physique in mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you're getting. 4. Turn on hot water only. 5. Get in the shower, once you've found it through all the steam. 6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 7. Wash hair once with cucumber and lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 8. Rinse hair. Condition your hair with cucumber and lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 9. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw. 10. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Java Cake bodywash. 11. Complain bitterly when you realize that your husband has once again been EATING your ginger nut and java cake body wash. 12. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes, as you must make sure that all the conditioner has come off). 13. Debate shaving armpits and legs and decide that you can't be bothered. 14. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you get a rush of cold water. 15. Turn hot water on full and rinse off. 16. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.

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How to Shower Like a Man:

1. Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear you've walking around the house in all morning. Leave them on the floor. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your wife along the way, flash her. 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer belly with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.) 4. Turn on the water. 5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.) 6. Get in the shower. 7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.) 8. Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse. 9. Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding area. 10. Wash your rear end. 11. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner. 12. Make a shampoo mohawk. 13. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror, giggle. 14. Pee. 15. Repeat #9, because it felt good. 16. Rinse off and get out of the shower. 17. Pick up the towel and sniff it. If it smells okay, go ahead and dry off with it. If it doesn't smell okay, holler to your wife to find you a clean one. 18. Return to the bedroom wearing the towel, if you pass your wife, flash her.

2007-08-18 09:39:21 · 9 answers · asked by sophia f 3 in Jokes & Riddles

all of the syptoms allpy to me. i'm 14 years old. i am always tired, i eat so much but am never full and i have horrible mood swings (and its not what u think it would be its all the time).what do u think and how should i tell my parents.

2007-08-18 09:39:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diabetes

there is a question and I dont know the answer:

In Anywhere But Home, Shaun Morgan and Beth are singing to a piss take karaoke of Bring Me To Life. A man joins Shaun half way through and sings with him.

What is this man's name?


help, please

2007-08-18 09:39:01 · 3 answers · asked by . 3 in Other - Music

Either from gambling or lost in general.
Oh how did you lose it as well?

2007-08-18 09:38:57 · 5 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-18 09:38:48 · 14 answers · asked by jrels2 2 in Other - Politics & Government

Many forums use abreviations. IMHO is one that is used quite often. What does it mean?

2007-08-18 09:38:45 · 9 answers · asked by Allan J 1 in Words & Wordplay

happened alot through your life, of the nature the same as in the dogtanian cartoon clip here? and now your 30 have borderline pd and wait for therapy.....but how could you get over alot of situations like this happening to you throughout your life, that ruined your self esteem?
these things mainly happened in my teens and high school, growing up.
guys in school, gangs in neighbourhoods..
here is the example from my favourite cartoon:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK3W6y8LyzU

2007-08-18 09:38:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I asked a question earlier about if i should take my cat Charlie to the vets as he had an ulcer, then decided i would as on closer inspection i thought he had gingivitus. Anyways i took him and he does have gingivitus and has been given synulox tablets for it, how long will these take to clear up his gingivitus and will he be in alot of pain in the meantime? Thanks to everyone for your answers earlier xxx

2007-08-18 09:38:33 · 11 answers · asked by Mrs Jones 1 in Cats

Mum: "Why aren't you going to the party? You were invited."
Son: "I can't go because it says from six - eight and I'm ten."

Cheers :)

2007-08-18 09:38:06 · 23 answers · asked by Larry L - Hi Everyone :D 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What do you do if your car has been scratched with car keys? It hasn't happened to me but if it does, I have no idea what to do. You don't change all the scratched parts do you? You just take it to the shop right? If so, how do they fix it there?

2007-08-18 09:38:05 · 8 answers · asked by Dido 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

I can remember right back when i was about 2yrs old & my mum was washing me in the kitchen sink !!

How about your self ?

Try to to think real hard !!

2007-08-18 09:37:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Charlie was fixing a door & he found that he needed a new hinge,so he sent his wife,Mary,to Home Depot. At Home Depot Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for John,the manager,to finish waiting on a customer.
When John was finished,Mary asked,"How much for the teapot?"
John replied,"That's silver & it costs $300.
"My goodness that sure is alot of money!"Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy,& John went to the back room to find it.
From the back room John yelled,"Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

2007-08-18 09:37:54 · 7 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Jokes & Riddles

........Does anyone have the faintest idea why???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssiga9gs7dQ

2007-08-18 09:37:37 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just wondering,- not that i this happened to me or anything.........um, like yeah not like this happened to me.

2007-08-18 09:37:28 · 39 answers · asked by Our blood will touch the ground! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-18 09:37:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

"A+" has been removed as an official grade for a long time, at least in Wisconsin. Why? Is the extra recoginition deemed excess or is it just unpopular? Now, there is no elite grade.

2007-08-18 09:37:22 · 5 answers · asked by DJC 5 in Primary & Secondary Education

My husband and I are bill free but have reoccuring expenses such as groceries, auto insurances, phone bill, etc. He believes we should split all of these bills 50-50 as well as entertainment costs (i.e., if he buys dinner for our family one night then I should buy it the next time). This sounds reasonable I guess, but the reason I am confused is because he earns roughly 70,000 Euro per year, and I earn roughly 30,000 dollars. Is it fair that we should split everything 50-50 even though he earns more than me, or am I right to feel slighted?

2007-08-18 09:37:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

why do they both feel like your dying? or am I just a wimp?

2007-08-18 09:36:49 · 30 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

im wearin my pyjamas seriously

tanxz

2007-08-18 09:36:49 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

According to the theory of evolution, humans and dinosaurs never lived at the same time. This is obviously a lie propagated by the devil in an attempt to discredit the findings of Creation Science. There has already been proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted.

The archaeologists Hanna and Barbera, assisted by famed creation scientist Em Adjineri, unearthed video footage of a family that lived thousands of years ago in a town called Bedrock.

This family was named the Flintstones, and had a pet dinosaur (I believe it was a brontosaurus). This footage was shown regularly on television in the early 60's.

This footage proves that dinosaurs coexisted with humans. It also proves that cave men were brightly colored and two-dimensional.

Take that, yabba-dabba-lutionists!

2007-08-18 09:36:45 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

By the way -

Have you seen all these crimes Bush & Cheney have committed? Look at all this Mal-Practice -
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0oGkjgiWMdGvN8As5xXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTExZWpwZHBqBHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMgRjb2xvA3NrMQR2dGlkAwRsA1dTMQ--/SIG=11vb2uv8i/EXP=1187555746/**http%3a//www.peoplejudgebush.org/crimes.shtml

2007-08-18 09:36:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-08-18 09:36:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

are there any popular auto repair franchises that over auto repair financing? name them. rather than getting a different car, i want to fix everything on my wold car at one time to restore it.

can anyone help me?

2007-08-18 09:36:29 · 2 answers · asked by p 1 in Maintenance & Repairs