Charlie was fixing a door & he found that he needed a new hinge,so he sent his wife,Mary,to Home Depot. At Home Depot Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for John,the manager,to finish waiting on a customer.
When John was finished,Mary asked,"How much for the teapot?"
John replied,"That's silver & it costs $300.
"My goodness that sure is alot of money!"Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy,& John went to the back room to find it.
From the back room John yelled,"Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
2007-08-18 09:37:54 · 7 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's hilarious; thanks for sharing and a star for you!!!
2007-08-18 10:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the clarification you won't be in a position to deliver A women individuals is by technique of the fact A denotes singular, as in one. women individuals is indicating greater desirable than one. you are able to deliver a woman, or you need to deliver women individuals or some women individuals, yet no longer A women individuals.
2016-12-15 18:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard better jokes...
2007-08-18 09:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by geetar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha wow nice one!
2007-08-18 09:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2007-08-18 10:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by simone219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-18 10:04:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-18 09:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋