Mum: "Why aren't you going to the party? You were invited."
Son: "I can't go because it says from six - eight and I'm ten."
Cheers :)
2007-08-18 09:38:06 · 23 answers · asked by Larry L - Hi Everyone :D 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DeeDee72 : Thanks for the star. Cheers :)
Breezy : I'm fine honey. How have you been?
2007-08-18 09:55:44 · update #1
That's a cute one! Thanks for the laugh. Here's one for you:
Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Bill replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Joe.
Bill ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Joe?"
Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you stupid moron, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
Thanks again! =)
2007-08-18 12:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 01:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I really like that! Want to hear a joke? I'm got a new magic trick I'm working on...I throw a pumpkin in the air and it comes down squash! lol
2007-08-18 09:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by ♫Lαurεn♪ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That was cute, I'm going to share that one with my little nephews!
2007-08-18 09:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good, clean joke. Bravo.
2007-08-18 09:45:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!
2007-08-18 10:51:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats sooo cute haha
2007-08-18 09:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by ♪Þearl♪ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe. LOve it...sounds like a great blonde joke! ;)
2007-08-18 09:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by CAT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one. star for you. thx for the laugh. keep them coming;)
2007-08-18 09:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groan! I gave you a star anyway!
2007-08-18 12:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋