How do evolutionists explain this?

Question

According to the theory of evolution, humans and dinosaurs never lived at the same time. This is obviously a lie propagated by the devil in an attempt to discredit the findings of Creation Science. There has already been proof that dinosaurs and humans coexisted.

The archaeologists Hanna and Barbera, assisted by famed creation scientist Em Adjineri, unearthed video footage of a family that lived thousands of years ago in a town called Bedrock.

This family was named the Flintstones, and had a pet dinosaur (I believe it was a brontosaurus). This footage was shown regularly on television in the early 60's.

This footage proves that dinosaurs coexisted with humans. It also proves that cave men were brightly colored and two-dimensional.

Take that, yabba-dabba-lutionists!

Answer 1

Damn... you got me.

Strike one against the atheist devils!

Answer 2

Yes, but the same archaeologists also determined that the human population of that time could have been caused by either time travel or space aliens.

Time travel is documented in the famous archive later entitled "Jetsons meet the Flintstones". Additionally, mysterious evidence exists that at least one space alien, aka "Kazoo" interacted and possible assisted the human species during that time.

Either of these conditions could have later contributed to the removal or extinction of the human species from that time era, clearing the way for evolved humans (without muzzles and with five fingers instead of four) at a later date. Personally, I think the space alien did it.

In a lost episode of the Flintstones, a book is delivered by "Kazoo" cryptically titled "To serve Man".

Answer 3

> "evolutionist have confidence that human beings have not got a soul, and spirit and that we are thoroughly by threat shaped via accident actual?" No. [one million] no field of technology, evolution or in any different case, can remark on the existence of the soul. The soul, if it exists, is a non-actual phenomenon, and is for this reason no longer open to analyze via technology. [2] evolution is *no longer* "threat" or "accident", it incredibly is a technique guided via organic decision, that's rather no longer random. > "how do they clarify guilt? and saddness? and happiness?" thoughts are an significant characteristic of our brains' function. we are social animals, so thoughts of guilt, etc. are area of that socialisation (incredibly defined via evolution). And happiness/unhappiness/ etc. are additionally explainable as motivational drives for steerage us in the direction of (evolutionarily) effective behaviour. If we did no longer sense satisfied or unhappy, there may well be no reason to act specifically strategies. > "those are no longer any purposes of what we are able to make certain or clarify." Sorry, yet sure they're!

Answer 4

Fascinating

Answer 5

Yes! Who knew that teh JEEBUS would hide the truth in an obviously false animated childrens cartoon from about 40 years ago! Evilution has been debunked again!

Answer 6

I was all excited to answer this question and tell you what a retard you are and then wham!!!! I burst out laughing. This suddenly explains the creation museum in Kentucky.

Answer 7

yes that is true thay did live in the time of the flintstones at bedrock i call that fairy land in kentucky bedrock all the time

Answer 8

You did not cite the movie "One Million BC", starring Raquel Welch, which would also support this claim. Hollywood has NEVER been wrong.

Answer 9

Shhhhhh! You're ruining the whole conspiracy. Do you know how much the evil-evilutionist-conspiracy has paid to have that show removed, and they're still running it on Bommarang nonetheless!

Answer 10

Hehehe.

Answer 11

If this is satire, it's brilliant. If this is sincere, I feel sorry for the asker. Either way I had a good laugh.