Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack him again!"
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
2007-08-14 03:42:36 · 9 answers · asked by Andy 3 in Jokes & Riddles
What kind of gas mileage do you actually get? Please indicate make, model, engine, 2x4 vs. 4x4, etc. I thinking of purchasing one and want the truth about their gas mileage.
2007-08-14 03:42:33 · 4 answers · asked by TJ 2 in Other - Car Makes
What about aiding a fatallity injured person? Moving a fatally injured person? Do we have a responsibility to passengers in our vechicle?
What would be clear grounds to reopen a case( what kind of evidence) possible murder?
What can a family member do to see that a lie dector test is given?
2007-08-14 03:42:31 · 8 answers · asked by Jacqueline 2 in Law & Ethics
Either:
1.foundation
2.lip gloss/lipstick
3.eye liner
Which out of these three is your favorite?
2007-08-14 03:42:28 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup
hi guys .. i've been looking t some websites for some cheap cup bras that i might actually fit into, and i think this one might just be perfect ! look at it ..
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5386281
and if you look at the reviews at the bottom, one girl said that they were a bit small, so if my chest measures 27 inches, and the smallest is 30 but they are kinda small, i might just be able to get away with it. plus it has a little bit of extra padding ! what do you think ?
2007-08-14 03:42:22 · 19 answers · asked by *-* megg *-* 3 in Other - Beauty & Style
2007-08-14 03:42:21 · 7 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Religion & Spirituality
Do I need to be so hard on myself, feeling like I'm missing out by not showing myself off more? I just prefer to be in long pants or jeans mostly or if I do dress up it's black nylons, rather than bare legs. With everything I've mentioned, is it possible that this can be considered sexy, or am I just a loser?
Thanks!
2007-08-14 03:42:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style
they used 2 be my favorite shoWS and even my brother misses hamtaro
2007-08-14 03:42:02 · 2 answers · asked by hi 1 in Other - Television
note for anyone that can prove otherwise!!!
I mean WTF are you on about? Just because we live in England doesn't mean where filthy mugs living on street corners.
I mean where would the USA be without the UK?
We discovered the US for God's sake.
We colonised the US.
We have done so much stuff for the America, you would be living in caves without us.
The only good thing to come from America is the help you gave us in WW2 and Xbox 360.
Nuf' said
2007-08-14 03:41:49 · 33 answers · asked by Britsruletheworld 1 in Military
So the on-going drama of my life just added another chapter to it. It all started in the middle of second semester when I asked this girl out but she didn't give me an answer, but was flirting with me a lot after I asked her out. I knew she didn't like me, so I realized that she was playing me. But, I thought she deserved another chance, because she seemed like a good person. Big mistake.
Over the months we became really close friends and I began to like her again, more and more each day. Her flirting with me also intensified each time we were together. So I was going to ask her out on Sunday, but I called her on Saturday to say goodbye, and she says she is going to walk her dog, as she is hanging up I hear a man's voice say "Who was that?"
To my disbelief, she was lying to me. During the next few days she didn't talk to me at all (on msn, yes or no answers, or ignores me, I call her, no answer). Then I go on facebook and I see she got a boyfriend.
2007-08-14 03:41:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
2007-08-14 03:41:38 · 28 answers · asked by JoJo 4 in Religion & Spirituality
Weight is the gravitational force acting on an object. So if two people are in space experiencing Weightlessness could one of the guys push the other gently with one finger and he would move?
If this is wrong can you explain why.
2007-08-14 03:41:38 · 12 answers · asked by beatme 3 in Physics
My comment here is pure fantasy. Every 2 weeks I would take a new friend to the island ...and provide all the entertainment...which would include their favorite musical artists...oh, I would have to provide a chef as well! I would need a library too.....hmmmm
So My own answer here is not a totally deserted island. I bought the island. I may do as I wish. And so may you....smile.
2007-08-14 03:41:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-08-14 03:41:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop
(rest of question) assuming no friction what is the force that your engine exerted to drive up this slope?
2007-08-14 03:41:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics
There are some on YA that keep saying the military is filled almost completely with conservatives. Now, while many join the military for patriotic and unselfish reasons there are three other reasons many people join and stay in, I now this from many, many years of personal experience.
a) they don't have the skill set to get a decent paying job so they join to learn a saleable skill.
b) need health care for their family because they can't afford it
c) want money for school because they can't afford to pay for it themselves.
Sounds a bit liberal to me.
2007-08-14 03:41:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
the compass method, the iron filings method, or is there any other method?
2007-08-14 03:41:03 · 5 answers · asked by live.likenotomorrow 2 in Physics
A 350-kg sailboat has an acceleration of 0.62 miles per second squared at an angle of 64 degrees north of east. Find the magnitude and direction of the net force that acts on the sailboat.
2007-08-14 03:40:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics
2007-08-14 03:40:29 · 11 answers · asked by daflohatch 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)
Every since we decided I would stay home with the kids, have no income of my own, he has gotten very contolling.
He feels he have to make all the decisions without consulting me.
He does all the gocery shopping, I have to settle for what he buys.
basically the only decision i have is WHAT TO COOK AND DISCIPLINE THE KIDS
I have expressed my feeling and he still does it. I'm tired of arguing.
I can't get a job because i don't have a babysitter and he want pay.
totally unhappy, but my kids are very happy
2007-08-14 03:40:22 · 16 answers · asked by dennis w 1 in Marriage & Divorce
Why is it that the government thinks every person will potentially blow up the plane?
2007-08-14 03:39:45 · 11 answers · asked by Think Richly™ 5 in Air Travel
2007-08-14 03:39:44 · 19 answers · asked by d 1 in Comedy
2007-08-14 03:39:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
bret hit man hard was a wwe player peaple said he was dead but he was in the news for Former wrestling champion crise Benoit about his murder plz tell me is he dead or not
2007-08-14 03:39:35 · 11 answers · asked by Kingz 2 in Wrestling
I have a VHS tape that is NOT available as a DVD... I have searched eBay & Googled til the cows came home, but cannot find a DVD version...
Are there commercial places I can go to transfer it to DVD so I can watch the movie again? I no longer have a VHS player and can't see any reason to buy one just for one movie...
2007-08-14 03:39:26 · 3 answers · asked by aspicco 7 in Movies
I've heard it takes longer with the first pregnancy. I'm at fourteen weeks and think I'm starting to show, but I'm not sure if it's the baby or if I'm fat from not doing much activity b/c of morning sickness, lol. I don't need maternity clothes or anything, but I'm just curious what the chance is that I'm seeing a baby bump!
2007-08-14 03:39:26 · 18 answers · asked by emma_darling 2 in Pregnancy
Besides Innuendo, what other album is this amazing song on by Queen?
Thanks
The Pmiester
2007-08-14 03:39:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music
2007-08-14 03:39:01 · 10 answers · asked by Adelphie 5 in Polls & Surveys
Im a person that has always been shy and quiet. I am the only child and my mother was over protective of me. So when im around people i dont know I clam up and get really quiet. One time at orientation at my new school this girl asked me why am i so quiet. I said because im around ppl i dont know and its a bad habit. She was like ohh ok i though u was conceited. im like, no im not, im farrrrr from that. Whats up wit that. I still tryin to break out that mold but its really hard. but conceited? stuck up? why?
2007-08-14 03:38:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends
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