All categories - 12 August 2007

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

2007-08-12 03:00:13 · 16 answers · asked by ◄Rainy~♥~Rain► 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-12 03:00:02 · 18 answers · asked by Chopin 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-12 02:59:48 · 11 answers · asked by CMG 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-12 02:59:46 · 15 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

The pen is mightier than the sword
That isn't hard to prove
The gap between the 'n' and 'i'
Is all you need remove!

2007-08-12 02:59:39 · 5 answers · asked by jay58 1 in Poetry

I downloaded a torrent file but i don't have way of playing it.Can u offer any help?

2007-08-12 02:59:34 · 3 answers · asked by Kateregga G 1 in Other - Computers

I've noticed something, Conservatives always try to deflect criticism of Bushco.
If you criticize him, the response is, "look what Clinton did!" (you can almost hear the false indignation in their deflection).
If you mention the amount of dead soldiers in Iraq, the response is, "look how many died in WW II or Vietnam, we haven't lost that many troops".
ANY criticism at all, they point at someone else and say,"yeah, but look what THEY did". How pathetic is that? They sound like that snotty nosed kid who's been busted but points at others, you know the type.

2007-08-12 02:59:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

is it corporates doings or store coach doings? alot of us live on a budget and this is really hurting us. 5 hours a week cut may not seem like alot but when you are on a budget and have to dip in to your bill money, there's something wrong with this picture...........

2007-08-12 02:58:23 · 3 answers · asked by sharon c 1 in Corporations

2007-08-12 02:57:51 · 7 answers · asked by kohlen s 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-08-12 02:56:00 · 1 answers · asked by FREDRICK W 1 in Other - United Kingdom

my father died their is no more money left in his estate what is left is a scooter maybe worth $800. but he still has some bills to be payed being that I am excutive of his estate. Am I responcable for paying his outstanding medical bills?

2007-08-12 02:55:31 · 14 answers · asked by phantomknight70 2 in Law & Ethics

My computer won't start up. It says I'm missing \system32\hal.dll. It tells me that I have to re-install a copy of that said file. What do I do? I am so worried. please help

I have Microsoft windows xp home edition installed

2007-08-12 02:55:25 · 7 answers · asked by dingdong 1 in Software

Why are Minneapolis and Saint Paul so determined to build new sports stadiums, that they would direct their money into building sports facilities rather than funding the money into building safer bridges and roadways?

2007-08-12 02:55:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

$300 class rings
professional senior photo shoots
$200 prom dresses, H3 limos and beach houses
$3,000 Western Europe tours (Senior trips)
private graduation parties....!

2007-08-12 02:55:13 · 9 answers · asked by Thursday 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-08-12 02:55:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

2007-08-12 02:54:29 · 40 answers · asked by Chopin 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-12 02:54:11 · 21 answers · asked by Shayna 2 in Polls & Surveys

gave birth to a kitten then she gone crazy and started to eat him although he's alive why did she do that and will she kill the others help plz ,and can i feed the born kitten any milk or it will die

2007-08-12 02:54:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2007-08-12 02:53:06 · 10 answers · asked by vasu t 1 in Engineering

I uaed to always go, when I was younger,
but I never see them around any more...

2007-08-12 02:53:01 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ Victoria ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-12 02:52:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-08-12 02:52:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I have an old "print" of his, dated 1879, it's titled. The Anxious Moment. and am wondering about it's history. I bought it at a second hand store.

2007-08-12 02:52:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting

so many religions, and they all have their "Holy" books.
I was raised to believe the Bible, but there are some things written in it that puzzle me.

2007-08-12 02:51:52 · 18 answers · asked by dumbcatluvr 1 in Religion & Spirituality

okay so i know about the whole get it to itunes thing, but i heard if you put a corrupt file on there it will wipe the memory.

is that all it does? so i would just have to put in the extra time to fill it back up?

or does it make the ipod unusable?

2007-08-12 02:51:46 · 3 answers · asked by Unknown 2 in Music & Music Players

2007-08-12 02:51:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

ex really passionately, would you still go for it? why?

2007-08-12 02:51:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sometimes I am frozen in my home and think my neighbors spy on me while I do yard work or even when I am in my home, I think they are talking about me...... I go through periods where I CAN'T GO to the grocery store either....SO, I just use the fast food drive thru with sunglasses on......I know, paranoia....the only way I can overcome this is to drink alcohol..The internet is a God send but also destructive to me...because I know longer have to go to many stores to get clothes and stuff...... YES< I can hold down my job but other than that I am a mess!!!! Im fed up! any help?

2007-08-12 02:51:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

Has anyone tried one of these scents from Apothia? I want to get one of them but am looking for a personal opinion from someone who has worn one..

I heard that

If - crisp and young smelling
Velvet Rope - could smell like smoke and tobacco on some
L - nothing..

any help would be greatly appreciated

2007-08-12 02:51:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-08-12 02:50:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software