One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
2007-08-12 03:00:13 · 16 answers · asked by ◄Rainy~♥~Rain► 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
i liked them
and you get a star :)
2007-08-12 03:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol loved the second and third ones. they were great. a well deserved star for you keep them coming. thx the the laugh ;)
2007-08-12 03:08:14 · answer #2 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 01:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ones.
2007-08-12 03:06:02 · answer #4 · answered by M G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed those ones lol
2007-08-12 03:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by Secret Cola Ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one was funny.
2007-08-12 03:13:42 · answer #6 · answered by Big Ben 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved them thank you for a good laugh
2007-08-12 04:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by sparkeysbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u deserve 6-7 stars for tat...
good job...
u get a star for tat....
KEEP POSTING......
2007-08-12 03:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by Billa. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao- those are great, especially the 2nd
2007-08-12 03:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thank you
2007-08-12 04:35:02 · answer #10 · answered by PARVFAN 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋