Time for today's joke! Everyone ready...?
John is stranded on a desert island when he finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp and out comes a genie. "I'll grant you three wishes," the genie says, "but there's a catch. For everything I grant you, every lawyer in the world gets double."
John thinks about this for a minute. "Yeah, sure. Doesn't look like there's anything I can do about that. But for my first wish, I'd like ten million dollars."
"All right," the genie says, "but that means that every lawyer in the world will get twenty million dollars. Are you sure?"
John nods. POOF! He gets his ten million dollars, and every lawyer gets twenty million dollars.
Next day, John rubs the lamp again. "I'd like a new red sports car," he says.
ZAP. He gets his car, and the lawyers get their cars.
A little later, John rubs the lamp again. "This is your last wish," the genie says. John smiles. "I've always wanted to give a kidney."
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2007-08-09
17:16:57
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