Time for today's joke! Everyone ready...?
John is stranded on a desert island when he finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp and out comes a genie. "I'll grant you three wishes," the genie says, "but there's a catch. For everything I grant you, every lawyer in the world gets double."
John thinks about this for a minute. "Yeah, sure. Doesn't look like there's anything I can do about that. But for my first wish, I'd like ten million dollars."
"All right," the genie says, "but that means that every lawyer in the world will get twenty million dollars. Are you sure?"
John nods. POOF! He gets his ten million dollars, and every lawyer gets twenty million dollars.
Next day, John rubs the lamp again. "I'd like a new red sports car," he says.
ZAP. He gets his car, and the lawyers get their cars.
A little later, John rubs the lamp again. "This is your last wish," the genie says. John smiles. "I've always wanted to give a kidney."
Tell me what you thought of it.
2007-08-09 17:16:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Arvind, it's a joke dude. If he wished himself off the island, it wouldn't have been funny.
2007-08-09 17:22:45 · update #1
Arvind, it's a joke dude. If he wished himself off the island, it wouldn't have been funny.
2007-08-09 17:23:01 · update #2
Star it if you thought it was funny!!!
2007-08-09 17:23:35 · update #3
o man, I cracked up.... that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-09 18:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by RaghdaSweet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 10:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a minute to get it. But it is cute. John's last wish was his way of getting revenge on the lawyers.
2007-08-09 17:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by Su-Nami 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wtf,
why dosent he just wish himself off the island,
ok, if he has a wish that will always come true, y not wish for a billion dollars or more!
his last wish should've been to get off the island
2007-08-09 17:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha thats pretty phuny
2007-08-09 17:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by leanmoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
i have heard the same joke, but with a different ending.
2007-08-09 17:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats funny
2007-08-09 17:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by Emily 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-08-09 17:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I laughed...that really was funny. Good one.
2007-08-09 17:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by patti duke 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2007-08-09 17:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by Evieve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Err, you're on the wrong section...
2007-08-09 17:19:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋