While on the operating table, she had a near death experience & the Creator appeared before her.
Seeing the Creator, she asked, "Dios mio, is my time up?" Dios said, "No mijita, you have another 43 years, 2 months & 8 days to live."
The Chicana decided to stay in the hospital & have the works done:
Face-lift, liposuction, chi-chi lift, nalga lift & pansa tuck.
She was all excited because she knew she had a long life ahead & wanted to look bien chingona!
After her final operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria, she was hit & killed by a bus.
Arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, "Orale pues... que Paso? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go?
Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that pinche bus?"
The Creator replied, "Orale Chica, I didn't recognize you
2007-08-08
04:02:11
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