While on the operating table, she had a near death experience & the Creator appeared before her.
Seeing the Creator, she asked, "Dios mio, is my time up?" Dios said, "No mijita, you have another 43 years, 2 months & 8 days to live."
The Chicana decided to stay in the hospital & have the works done:
Face-lift, liposuction, chi-chi lift, nalga lift & pansa tuck.
She was all excited because she knew she had a long life ahead & wanted to look bien chingona!
After her final operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to a taqueria, she was hit & killed by a bus.
Arriving in front of the Creator, she demanded, "Orale pues... que Paso? I thought you said I had another 40 years to go?
Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that pinche bus?"
The Creator replied, "Orale Chica, I didn't recognize you
2007-08-08 04:02:11 · 6 answers · asked by Feline05 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.---She made a good looking corpse.
2007-08-08 05:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should have went to the eye doctor, you would have seen the bus coming.
2007-08-08 04:31:38 · answer #2 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice version of this joke. Orale, very chistoso tu joke.!
2007-08-08 04:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a new twist on a really old one.
2007-08-08 04:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats pretty funny...good one
2007-08-08 04:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by theone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a good joke to bad you suck at telling it!
BOO!!!
lol!
2007-08-08 04:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by lost 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋