All categories - 2 August 2007

THE PERFECT PASSWORD

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in....

P...
E...
N...
I...
S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

2007-08-02 01:48:59 · 11 answers · asked by David 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-02 01:48:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

the world isn't screwed like some people think. If we work together to save it, i believe we can do it. If everyone cared about it it would already probably been being cut down.

What we can do to stop it.

1. Turning off lights
2. Using energy saving light bulbs
3.RECYCLING
4.putting decomposable trash into a compost pile
6. buy greener cars
7. DON'T LITTER
8.Carpool so you waste less gas
9. write to the mayor/governor/president to put sccrubbers on ALL smokestacks
10.pay bills online instead of through mail

Can anyone think of anything else? that's all i got.

I really want to save this earth. Do you? if you do please post another way to conserve our earth..with some willpower and some faith, we can save earth and maybe even totally reverse the global warming process! Now.
Do you want to make a difference? (that's a rhetorical question)

2007-08-02 01:48:58 · 21 answers · asked by iKILLu 2 in Global Warming

I have an 06 Gateway with windows xp

2007-08-02 01:48:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

if_____

what?

fill in the blank.

2007-08-02 01:48:44 · 19 answers · asked by drpepperandcats 5 in Polls & Surveys

make a smile when you want to frown ?

2007-08-02 01:48:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-02 01:47:57 · 36 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

When I want to put it back on the road am I gonna have to pay any more costs other than buying a new tax disc?

2007-08-02 01:47:54 · 14 answers · asked by Germs 2 in Insurance & Registration

I want to understand the framework for executive training used by global companies. I would appreciate if anyone can give an example from his/her company.

The use of face-to-face meetings – do they fly everyone to headquarters, How often?
What other methods do you use for training?
Overview of the use of global forums for all managers worldwide, point-to-point training between headquarters and a single global unit, and local training inside the global unit.
My focus is on the framework of training and not on the specific contents.

Many Thanks,
Ori

2007-08-02 01:47:51 · 1 answers · asked by Ori S 2 in Corporations

2007-08-02 01:47:44 · 14 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-08-02 01:47:42 · 18 answers · asked by anil m 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I would like to here from you no matter what race to say what ever is on your mind on what you think about the abolishment of slavery and how we can emancipate our self from mental slavery

2007-08-02 01:47:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2007-08-02 01:47:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

there all so funny whats the greatest i need to know

2007-08-02 01:47:25 · 47 answers · asked by TheMohaguy 2 in Comedy

2007-08-02 01:47:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-08-02 01:47:11 · 22 answers · asked by chocoboryo 6 in Birds

it looks really fat and i just wanna know how long they stay pregnant 4.
We got her about a week ago from the pet store and i choose that 1 coz it was the fattest and biggest an now every1s saying shes pregnant.
do the babies need special care?
And how long r they normally pregas for?

2007-08-02 01:47:07 · 3 answers · asked by fluffy 1 in Fish

My husband and I deal in gems and minerals, and have been attending an outdoor gem and mineral show in the NC Mountains. We have a Tent (10x10 vending tent) set up which is really shady and 2 fans blowing. It has gotten up to around 80-85 degrees in mid afternoon, and I have had my 3 month old daughter with us. She seems fine... No sweat or red cheeks, just a little more sleepy than usual. I also take her into an A/C car to nurse. Some of the older people keep telling me it's too hot out here for her and to take her home.My hubbies aunt is a pediatric nurse. She says it's OK. Please give me your input. (We put her portable swing under the tent too... She seems fine.

2007-08-02 01:46:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

I have no employees, however my business gives off the illusion that I have many employees. Can I call myself a CEO to look more professional???

2007-08-02 01:46:55 · 4 answers · asked by Rich G 1 in Small Business

I may be completely misunderstanding the system that is in place, but I believe there is ductwork in place (if someone could also give a way to tell I'd appreciate it). If I was only buying the main unit how much would that cost?

2007-08-02 01:46:53 · 5 answers · asked by drf2684 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-08-02 01:46:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

my right areola is small, and normal,
the left one is all puffy and the nipple looks like just a darker part of skin in the middle of it.
it's also bigger.

[but my left breast is bigger too]

why are my areolas different????

and they look like they're getting darker
i'm 15 years old, so could it be puberty?

or could they be getting darker from me being outside all the time in my swimsuit

2007-08-02 01:46:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

I want to know the technique to put icing on homemade cake for my sons first birthday. Plus also tell me How to have happy birthday written on it. Do we do that with same icing or what. I am sorry, am new at baking. I will be putting buttercream frosting. Please help. Thanks a lot.

2007-08-02 01:46:30 · 7 answers · asked by lalala 3 in Cooking & Recipes

Whether you be upset, angry, sad...What do you normally do? I cook or clean.

2007-08-02 01:46:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is the last real government sanctioned discrimination. We need to rally for our fellow humans as we did with civil rights, women's rights, etc.

I am willing, as a straight guy, to stick my neck out for GLBT people of this and any country. Will enough people ever do this to affect real change in legislation on a large scale?

2007-08-02 01:46:23 · 28 answers · asked by JDK 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-08-02 01:46:15 · 15 answers · asked by johnNy kim 2 in Family

or do you get a friend to help with the bits you cant reach ??

2007-08-02 01:46:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The media and movies show us more and more of the western culture, are the indian traditions and values presently changing?

2007-08-02 01:46:05 · 10 answers · asked by diddl_dee 1 in Movies

I guess I will drop any notion of getting speakers.. Could be Xitron is a rip off artist and be glad the package came in perfect condition. Pricegrabber should take them off their list of places to buy computers.

2007-08-02 01:45:55 · 2 answers · asked by Vintage Music 7 in Desktops

2007-08-02 01:45:52 · 17 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys