A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several
>years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
>that she was pregnant.
>
>Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a
>large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child.
>If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
>support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
>know when the baby was born.
>
>To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
>write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
>payments to begin.
>
>One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His
>wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." Oh,
>just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him
>the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
>collapsed.
>
>On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
>meatballs, one without! Request bread.
2007-08-01
03:50:40
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