A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several
>years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
>that she was pregnant.
>
>Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a
>large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child.
>If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
>support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
>know when the baby was born.
>
>To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
>write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
>payments to begin.
>
>One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His
>wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." Oh,
>just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife handed him
>the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
>collapsed.
>
>On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
>meatballs, one without! Request bread.
2007-08-01 03:50:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well it's funny AND it's got an Italian in it...you got my star.
2007-08-01 03:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i definitely smiled and now i want some pasta hold the meatballs. i guess i'll still give you a star even though i can't have what i want.
2007-08-01 04:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep! Good one..I got that in an email last week! Here you go honey!
2007-08-01 03:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I laughed. Here's your star!
2007-08-01 03:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was cute, but it didnt make me laugh.
2007-08-01 03:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by SaveEggsCrackSmiles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
muhaha funny
2007-08-01 04:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by roaaaarrrrr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww, that's cute! lol
2007-08-01 03:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
Triple whammy, huh?!
2007-08-01 03:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny....but i'm not going to star... hmmm... i'm being star selfish today.
2007-08-01 03:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one!
2007-08-01 03:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by 100% Español 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋