Eight words women use...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just
been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around
the house.
3! .) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the ! most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to
do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
refer to #3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments
they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good
laugh, cause they know it's true.
2007-07-26
16:58:50
·
12 answers
·
asked by
Soft Heart
6
in
Jokes & Riddles