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"Story by a man in Tesco"

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
On impulse, I told her no,I was starting The Winalot Diet
again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that
it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat 1 or 2 every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified,she asked if I'dended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was
because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me.

Stupid cow.....why else would I buy dog food?

2007-07-23 01:31:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-07-23 01:30:24 · 33 answers · asked by ALBSTERboomer 3 in London

ok i met this girl when i went to alabama an i stayed there for a month, over that time i spent every moment i possibly could with her. I fell in love with her an she didnt tell me till right b4 i left that she kinda let herself fall for me. I really want to be with this girl but a long distance realtionship wouldnt work, what do i do???

2007-07-23 01:30:20 · 1 answers · asked by heartbroken 1 in Singles & Dating

Many tests were Conduct around the Globe & this conclusion was Made

2007-07-23 01:29:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-23 01:29:48 · 4 answers · asked by quizer 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-23 01:29:31 · 22 answers · asked by ❀Latina♔ 3 in Polls & Surveys

J. K. Rowling said that her favorite character would be obvious in the final book. Anyone think they know who it is?

2007-07-23 01:29:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

I enjoy when people suddenly slow down and turn without signaling.

I enjoy when people merge into my lane without signaling.

I enjoy when people merge into my lane and go slower than the "exit lane." (as I call, or slow lane)

I enjoy when people in the faster lanes are going slow while talking on their cell phone.

I enjoy driving behind slow people for a number of miles and when I finally have the opportunity to pass them and do so, they then switch lanes.

I enjoy missing the Memo for National Drive Like You Don't Have Any Legs Day.

I enjoy when people don't have their lights on in heavy rain and you can't see 10ft. infront of you.

I enjoy when people flash me at a 4-way to "go ahead." And then pull out when I'm making the turn.

Add more things you "enjoy" while driving to or from work to this list.

2007-07-23 01:28:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Commuting

First question. Do the bigger cats (Lions, Tigers, Leopards, Jaguars) include smaller, even domestic cats as part of their diet? For example, if for some reason a domestic housecat was put into a Lions habitat, what would happen? Would they ignore each other? Would the Lion kill the smaller cat for territorial reasons, but not eat it?

Second Question: Is it possible to completely domesticate a bigger cat? Has it been done before?

2007-07-23 01:28:28 · 9 answers · asked by XtremeODosed 1 in Zoology

Filipino passport holder joining the Oktoberfest tour in Munich, Germany and planning for other EU tours

2007-07-23 01:28:06 · 6 answers · asked by ryun 1 in Embassies & Consulates

What was the mission of :
Apollo 1
Apollo 7
Apollo 8
Apollo 9
Apollo 10
Apollo 11
Apollo 12
Apollo 13
Apollo 14
Apollo 15, 16 and 17

2007-07-23 01:28:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

asking for girlfriend: why or why not?

2007-07-23 01:27:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Martial Arts

What is it like thier? is it co ed or just males... becuase i have herd both... is it a lot harder than others...all your help is appreciated

2007-07-23 01:27:33 · 6 answers · asked by Kelly*Belly 4 in Military

The ACLU released the presidents detailed plan to eliminate or deter protesters from his appearances.

Just wondering if this is real or is it a fake???????

If it is not a fake, How in the hell did they get it?

What is Your Opinion?

Here is the link to the page where the pdf is!

http://www.aclu.org/freespeech/protest/30265res20070628.html

2007-07-23 01:27:00 · 2 answers · asked by jim c 4 in Law & Ethics

can someone provide me with the link of ALL the private instituation that prov. accounting courses in singapore?

2007-07-23 01:26:56 · 1 answers · asked by peachy_stardust 1 in Higher Education (University +)

im 40 weeks pregnant tomorrow i have five children all with 5 letters in thier names they are HAYDN STARR KARLY HOLLY LUCAS i dont know the sex of my unborn but i have no names that really grab me my daughters like MILEY after the hannah montanna prog i do quite like it but not sure i also like zayne for a boy but my husband says no way any ideas

2007-07-23 01:26:44 · 88 answers · asked by mum of 7 x 2 in Baby Names

Where or how can i calcalate my taxes. I have very low property taxes now, can I keep them the same if i move.

2007-07-23 01:26:02 · 5 answers · asked by d r 1 in United States

Can anyone find (A - B) - C and A - (B - C). Are these sets equal?

2007-07-23 01:25:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

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http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6547357

2007-07-23 01:25:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-23 01:25:28 · 20 answers · asked by Ghanouge 4 in Lebanon

We have recently added on to it and the wood doesn't match. I like the way the wood looks when its wet. Would I get that look with clear or do I use a color? I'm also not sure how to apply it. I have a small sprayer would that be better than using a brush? When is the best time to apply the stain. And how do you prep the wood to get the best end result. Thank You!

2007-07-23 01:25:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-07-23 01:24:59 · 2 answers · asked by milo_best_15 1 in Corporations

2007-07-23 01:24:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Big Corporations, The Church and The Government are in an unholy alliance to bring this to pass...Clear thinking pessimists must realize this, and ban these things. After all, the facist state will soom try to ban my pessimistic postings.

2007-07-23 01:24:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I wish this were true, because we would absolve ourselves of christian self serving, hypocrites that claim to talk to God, and get pessimistic self serving hypocrites who talks to themselves. We would also at a stroke (a stroke that Pessimists like me must enforce) get all these Fundamentalist people that I hate out of our schools, homes and politics, enabling the flaming hedonism that is at the core of my belief system. Down with free expression in schools, down with religion in homes, and down with religious people participating in politics. This must be enforced!

LONG LIVE PESSIMISM.... the only true "religion," since, after all, my religion is better than yours, and clear thinkers like me must dominate.

2007-07-23 01:24:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

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