All categories - 23 July 2007

A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said...
"er HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows duhh....!!!


:D

2007-07-23 00:03:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I need to get my master's degree online. It is the only way I can do it. The University of Liverpool has an online degree program, but I'm naturally skeptical. Have you heard of this school? I don't want to waste my money on a school that is essentially a "degree mill".

2007-07-23 00:03:18 · 1 answers · asked by ungirl 3 in Higher Education (University +)

Recently got a ticket for expired inspection (less than one month)... What is the proper protocol (actions) to get it taken care of? Obviously I will get it inspected right away. What do I do then? Mail the new inspection receipt to the court with a NOT GUILTY plea? Thanks.

2007-07-23 00:02:44 · 4 answers · asked by hypedopemystical 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

I have a 1980 chevy stepside truck I restored. The tail lights brake lights are on when I turn on my headlights at night. So the rear turn signals and brake lights will not flash when brakes are applied or flash when turn signals are used. The lights are bright like the brake is being applied all of the time. But my front turn signals will work just fine. When the headlights are off, The rear lights work just fine. Any ideas on how to fix this?

2007-07-23 00:02:14 · 4 answers · asked by HITCH 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

is it to do with Scientology??

2007-07-23 00:02:00 · 21 answers · asked by char1ie_brown_74 2 in Celebrities

Have you ever experienced something like this? I've had nightmares before, but I must say that this one was probably the worst one I've ever had, was terribly graphic, and seemed to last for hours! I'm not so much afraid to go to sleep, but have a continuation of this dream or a repeat! I'm dreading laying down to sleep now and I'm pretty tired. What should I do!? Oh, and I'm in my 20s, so it's not like mommy can make it all better...

2007-07-23 00:01:34 · 11 answers · asked by justlivinglife 2 in Other - Society & Culture

if a person doesn't believe in a GOD, can an insurance company not pay out due to an Act of God?

2007-07-23 00:01:29 · 10 answers · asked by bluecow 5 in Insurance

keith shaw

2007-07-23 00:01:00 · 2 answers · asked by smith k 1 in Basketball

I have been considring getting this done, also does any one know of any |Scottish practices that would offer such a service as it it not avail on the nhs, and bupa will not do it privately

2007-07-23 00:00:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

Beach for me!

2007-07-23 00:00:33 · 17 answers · asked by dave d 2 in Polls & Surveys

its for a 23 year old girl who will be getting fully emerced

2007-07-23 00:00:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-23 00:00:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

does it have a reaction?

2007-07-23 00:00:13 · 9 answers · asked by Rawwr* 3 in Chemistry