"Story by a man in Tesco"
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
On impulse, I told her no,I was starting The Winalot Diet
again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that
it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat 1 or 2 every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified,she asked if I'dended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was
because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me.
Stupid cow.....why else would I buy dog food?
2007-07-23 01:31:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one!!
PMSL!!!!
Have a *
2007-07-23 03:10:28 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-23 08:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by John L 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one.
2007-07-23 08:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-23 09:54:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very stupid cow indeed, served her right
2007-07-23 08:50:03 · answer #5 · answered by Kayjay 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
top marks and a star for you
2007-07-23 08:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao.like it.2 thumbs up.
2007-07-23 08:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by cfcbluesgirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some people just like to make polite conversation, its just a shame you were not polite.
2007-07-23 08:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
have a star! made me laugh
some people just dont think!
2007-07-23 08:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by Woodman 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
v good
2007-07-23 18:01:26 · answer #10 · answered by Paul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋