My dad used to walk around in boxers all the time. He's like 236 pounds, no shirt, no shoes, just boxers. It was a very disturbing scene. He would always... "hang out" if you know what I mean. I told my doctor how upsetting this was to me, so he went out and bought these ugly red shorts, which, to be honest, are like one inch longer then boxers. He wears them out of the house to, with shirts that are to small, and sandals. When he sits on the couch, it's basically a sideways version of the Lotus Position. When he eats, his legs are wide open, and he makes disgusting smacking noises with his mouth. Another problem is, ankles are a major turn-on for me, and he's always walking around barefoot or with sandals. It would be like if your mom walked around topless, that's what ankles are to me. I've already explained how gross his shorts are, but he thinks I'm being silly, and I can't tell him about my "foot" thing, he'll think I'm a freak. How do I get the message across if he wont listen?
2007-07-21
00:29:42
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RainKid
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