All categories - 16 July 2007

2007-07-16 15:50:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 15:50:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.


Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the Whole British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.



The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my regrets...I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."



George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, don't give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."

2007-07-16 15:50:32 · 5 answers · asked by old man 4 in Jokes & Riddles

make fun of their accent by correcting them? if so why?

Linguistically speaking there's no right or wrong accent. We know that most of us right away use stereotypes with people that have different accent than us.

2007-07-16 15:50:20 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We were together for two years. We were very serious. Our relationship certainly had its ups and downs. I know logically that I can never be with him again. The man has a lot of issues. I still care for him though, and have a hard time letting go. Since I broke up with him, he has become worse. On one hand, he is going out of his way to do nice things for me to prove himself. On the other hand, he is disregarding my request that he leave me alone, and threatening guys who try to date me. I try to be firm, but whenever I have a momment of weakness, he is there to give me whatever I want. When I broke up with him, I had hoped that we could be friends, but that obviously didn't work...he constantly tries to get with me and threatens anyone else who does. I don't want to hurt him, and I don't want to hurt myself more by having to completely wipe him out of my life, but his actions lately have been crazy/stalkerish. What do I do?

2007-07-16 15:50:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Is the service any good? I'm having trouble acquiring PLDT DSL service. They keep telling me for the past 2 months now, my area needs to surveyed first.

2007-07-16 15:50:16 · 14 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Philippines

Why are those old men going to Philippines to get a wife?

I believe that a great majority of the other men suffer from significant emotional conditions, such as insecurities that lead them to do what they do get a money grabbing Pinay wife. Prevalent characteristics include a need to be in control ALL the time, a general mistrust of (their own society's) females--who they perceive as domineering and a threat to their manhood. Quite a few of these men suffer from severe shyness and social awkwardness, often the behavioral manifestation of feelings of inferiority. These conditions often make them outcasts in their own societies, among their peers especially women, so they seek solace someplace else. Somehow, a doting, subservient "stepford" (and more importantly, green card INDEBTED & POCKET DRAINERS) Filipina wife seems to be the cure for them.

2007-07-16 15:50:10 · 15 answers · asked by Detective Well 1 in Philippines

2007-07-16 15:50:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-07-16 15:50:06 · 26 answers · asked by jessika s 2 in Weddings

2007-07-16 15:49:58 · 13 answers · asked by Spades 1 in Astronomy & Space

why should a crime against a gay or minority be punished any different than the same crime against some one in the "majority?"

2007-07-16 15:49:57 · 9 answers · asked by markhulk 1 in Government

2007-07-16 15:49:54 · 17 answers · asked by Mr. Italy 2 in History

2007-07-16 15:49:40 · 8 answers · asked by chopperboy594 1 in Cycling

2007-07-16 15:49:36 · 7 answers · asked by luka2lady 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-16 15:49:20 · 6 answers · asked by topink 6 in Other - United States

...choices and chances..serendipity and luck..these are all in my vocabulary right now..♥

2007-07-16 15:49:15 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Homer Simpson or the Cerne Abbas giant?

"Pagans have pledged to perform "rain magic" to wash away a cartoon character painted next to their famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant. A doughnut-brandishing Homer Simpson now adorns the hillside above Cerne Abbas, Dorset, next to the giant.

The ancient chalk outline of the naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant is believed by many to be a symbol of ancient spirituality. Many couples also believe the 180ft carving aids fertility.

The Simpsons character was painted next to the figure on Monday in a publicity stunt to promote The Simpsons movie released later this month. It has been painted with water-based biodegradable paint which will wash away as soon as it rains."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6901543.stm

2007-07-16 15:49:10 · 7 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Current Events

Ive gotten -77 this week... :[

2007-07-16 15:49:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 15:48:45 · 14 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 15:48:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-07-16 15:48:32 · 4 answers · asked by Lewis N 1 in Biology

Does anyone know any websites that talk about the most starry nights in a certain region? Note: I'm not talking about shooting stars, just stars. A lot of them.

2007-07-16 15:48:19 · 11 answers · asked by HAPPY <3 2 in Astronomy & Space

so, i bought a Romanian AK-47 kit at a gun show, but the stocks are in pretty bad condition. this is actually good for me, because i like to woodshop. unfortunately, i have entirely no idea how to strip the stain off the wood and get rid of that sticky oil. also, what kinds of finishes are good for gun stocks. and if anyone knows what kind of wood they make the stocks out of so i can extend the butt stock. here is a picture. http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa233/kloydeb/IM000533.jpg

2007-07-16 15:48:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Outdoor Recreation

persnoaly for me it would be...uhm... let me think ...i Brendon Urie.

2007-07-16 15:48:14 · 12 answers · asked by Nickie 94 2 in Other - Destinations

My primary drive is about to die. If I install XP onto my secondary drive, will the installation process wipe off my existing files on my secondary drive?

2007-07-16 15:48:02 · 3 answers · asked by Rigo 2 in Desktops

mine is when guys buy parts, or things for their cars, they think the car looks nice but it looks trashy and cheesy, i mean why don't they buy a better car instead?? but oh well that's just my opinion.

2007-07-16 15:47:54 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

velocity

2007-07-16 15:47:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

Why is it that CERTAIN Y!A users get kicked off for the most minor things, but SANDSTORM222 is allowed to stay on and continue asking his HIGHLY offensive, HIGHLY sexist, anti-women questions?!

Seriously. Someone explain this to me, because I don't get it.

2007-07-16 15:47:28 · 30 answers · asked by Jelyol 6 in Polls & Surveys

how do you put it in your anwer i having troulbe

2007-07-16 15:47:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories