Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport and President Bush strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the Whole British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my regrets...I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, don't give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
2007-07-16 15:50:32 · 5 answers · asked by old man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it........It's so Bush! He was the only one who could fall off a segway.
2007-07-16 15:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i LMAO literally. oh that is terrible and wonderful all at the same time. i gave you a star. oh that was trully wonderful. thank you so much for the laugh! good for you. keep it up!
2007-07-16 23:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO i wasnt expecting dat.....lol....itss alright it made me laff...
2007-07-16 22:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by elkinluna_44 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Love it! Thanks.
2007-07-16 23:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finally, something funny. Thanks
2007-07-16 23:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋