A pregnant irish woman form Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Miss you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and name them."
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh no, not my brother.......he's an idiot!' She asks the doctor, "Well what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," he answered
"Great, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
2007-07-09
09:56:00
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