A pregnant irish woman form Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Miss you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and name them."
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh no, not my brother.......he's an idiot!' She asks the doctor, "Well what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," he answered
"Great, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
2007-07-09 09:56:00 · 31 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSIAOSFHISMS Sound like De uncle in DE mire
2007-07-10 10:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Going crazy with confusion
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.
"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.
But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"
After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"
2007-07-09 19:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny so I will tell you a joke there was a canadian (Bob), a Mexican(Luke), an American(Josh),and a Fat Lady (Geri)they all jumped of a Sky scraper. Bob Jumped of and said God Bless Canada. Luke Jumped of and said God Bless Mexico. Josh Jumped off and said God bless America. When Geri Jumped she said God Bless Whoever I Land on! Ha Ha Ha Right!
2007-07-09 10:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by I_am_koolio 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass the gas Mon
2007-07-09 09:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be Jesus woman! is you picking on me!
Half English, half Irish and male..
"vanitas vanitatum, omnis vanitas"
everything man does is in vain
2007-07-09 10:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sound more like a Jamaican joke to me.
2007-07-09 09:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really good 10/10 and a star for you
2007-07-09 10:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
heard it before but still made me chuckle
2007-07-09 09:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by Burtrum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny..
2007-07-09 10:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me chuckle. They could have a lot worse.
:-)))
2007-07-10 11:16:00 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋