All categories - 9 July 2007

the man throws on his pants and runs down to the store.When he gets there he finds out that he only has 10 cents. But he is in luck because they have some cheap condoms on sale. So he looks and sees that they have a white condom for 5 cents a black condom for 10 cents and a purple condom for 15 cents. Well his wife favorite color is purple but he doesnt have it all so instead he buys the black one.While he is out a black guy breaks into their suite and sees his wife laying naked with her eyes closed so he starts to have sex with her. When he finishes the husband comes through the door and the black guy jumps out the window. Not knowing what happened the husband slips on the condom and proceeds to have sex with his wife. The wife gets pregant and has a boy but he comes out black. So when the kid turns 5 he turns to his dad and says why are you and mommy white and im black. And the dad replies shut up u bastard and count ur self lucky because if i had 5 more cents u would be purple

2007-07-09 13:05:04 · 16 answers · asked by truplaya9908 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I wash mine daily , but I notice that it becomes more dried out when I wash everyday as opposed to washing every other day.

2007-07-09 13:05:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-07-09 13:05:03 · 10 answers · asked by baybeegiryl 1 in Renting & Real Estate

I know the timeline varies woman to woman ...just trying to get an idea.

2007-07-09 13:05:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2007-07-09 13:04:55 · 10 answers · asked by ar2ch 1 in Physics

If he was tested for everything, how long does it normally take to get all the test results back?

2007-07-09 13:04:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

I really like this show and have watched about 10 episodes of the dubbed version. But I really would appreciate it if someone can tell me where i can find subbed versions of this show. If someone knows where i can find them, please post it here and thank you

2007-07-09 13:04:40 · 4 answers · asked by vcbuggins 2 in Comics & Animation

who do you think will win ? and who do u want to win!?

2007-07-09 13:04:37 · 34 answers · asked by aRGENTINAafull 1 in Other - Football

I was supposed to start yesterday today its been very light not even enough to fill a pad

2007-07-09 13:04:33 · 3 answers · asked by supermommie07 1 in Trying to Conceive

It only slips on left hand turns, not right. My husband checked the transmission fluid level and it is good. He thinks i need a new transmission filter. Is he right?

2007-07-09 13:04:32 · 1 answers · asked by Stephane A 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

My bf and I are thinking of going to Cozumel in August...can anybody tell me anything about the nightlife there, if any? Bars, Clubs (ages of majority of people)...anything helps. Is it worth visiting?

2007-07-09 13:04:31 · 3 answers · asked by princesj 3 in Other - Destinations

does any1 no a travel site where u can book train ticket example-expedia.com but wit train or monorail booking

2007-07-09 13:04:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rail

I thought she was such a claseless skank on the reunion show. She's immature! Agree? Disagree?

2007-07-09 13:04:04 · 14 answers · asked by cats 7 in Reality Television

How can I resolve the problem?

2007-07-09 13:04:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

of school do u try to wear something that will impress people?
and do u try to make it look like you've changed over the summer?

2007-07-09 13:03:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

New, strange, different, avant-garde, artsy, literary, well-written, brilliant, and genius

2007-07-09 13:03:55 · 4 answers · asked by Jonathan H 2 in Movies

2007-07-09 13:03:53 · 17 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Politics

I know a person who considers himself a devout christian. Goes to church, very devoted on Sunday, prays to God. But this guy is a sleazeball. Tries to hit on all the cute girls at work, is having a sex-based relationship with a divorced woman with 2 kids; and is STILL looking for more girls to have fun with. He told me he basically will have sex with any girl if she's willing. He's even using church as a venue to try to meet and date more women. Once he was going to skip my bday party that was set up on Sat just so he could sleep with this one girl. I asked him why not Sunday he goes: "I can't have sex with this girl on Sunday cuz it's God's day and I can't do that". Would you consider this a fake christian? I've called him that once I guess he got a little mad I think it's very true. He knows what he's doing is wrong in the eyes of God yet he does it. How can you say this man is a good christian as he so claim?

2007-07-09 13:03:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-09 13:03:45 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

ok so me n my ex broke up like two months ago already, but we still kool friends...we still flirt we we txt or talk on the phone, but then again i dont know if he still likes me or something...lately we been txting and he told me he still thinks of me and worries bout me...he says that he would of want for us to stay together for much longer instade of breaking up but he distance was the reason why we both took the choice to break up...i still like him but i dont know if he still likes me...ppl please help me! tell me what do you think?

2007-07-09 13:03:28 · 7 answers · asked by ***i <3 Mi BABi*** ^:J&K:^ 2 in Singles & Dating

i masterbate about once a day, sometimes more. i was wondering if that can affect the size of my penis. does releasing to much semen affect the testosterone level in your body, thus affecting your puberty? or could it possibly make my penis longer?

2007-07-09 13:03:25 · 5 answers · asked by bob w 1 in Men's Health

I have been with Bupa health insurance for years but have never used them. I'm 21, Do you think I'm to young to need insurance as I will most likely not need any untill I'm in my 40s. Is it a wast of money? Its only £52 a month so not to expensive but I suppose I could spend the money on things I enjoy. What do you think.

2007-07-09 13:03:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance

2007-07-09 13:03:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Before my recent trrip to Iowa i filled up my tank in my home state of Georgia. My Nissan Exterra estimated i would be able to go around 330-370 miles before i needed another tank. I'm not sure of the exact # it gave but it has always been in that range when i have gotten gas.

When i got fuel in Ky my car now said i had 406 miles to go before a new tank. I was able to go to Iowa and back to the same station and get more gas as i had more then enough gas to last. Again the car said i had 406 miles to go. When i got home a few days later i had to get gas agian and this time the car said i had 396 miles remaing.

I know these #'s have never been this high in my car in the 2 years i have owned it. My question is what gives here, did they add something to the gas to make it more fuel efficant? Is this just a summer thing? If so why is it not year round, getting 30miles more per tank is a huge deal to me.

2007-07-09 13:03:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

I have a golden retriever and a dachshund. Both of them get one egg each once a week. What are the benefits of eggs? I knew this once but forgot. Thanks for answering.

2007-07-09 13:02:56 · 11 answers · asked by curious24 4 in Dogs

Not that I want one world government to happen, but, could we ever have a peacefull one like hehe in Star Trek? And if so, could it happen in our lifetime?

2007-07-09 13:02:55 · 8 answers · asked by ronedon 3 in Philosophy

Oh theirs so many things arnt their.LOLBut we laugh and remember with pride,!!! well most of the time anyway LOL.

2007-07-09 13:02:49 · 19 answers · asked by patsy 3 in Family

Hello,I have a question.I have a cat who is 10 and I live in a RV.The next few days is going to be 90,we live on a few acres and he has acess to come in when I am gone.Should I let him out there is plenty of shade or should I make him stay in.I cant leave the air conditioner on for 8 hours just a fan and RVs get hot.Would he be better finding a cool spot outside and still he can come in and I can leave a fan on just incase he decides to come in?Thanks for your advice...

2007-07-09 13:02:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

My husband divorced his ex wife 8 years ago. Since, she has become delinquent on a large number of debts. She recently moved and neglected to update her contact info with the debt collectors. We don't know how, but the collections agencies have got both our mailing address and home phone number. Now that they can't reach my Husband's ex they've begun to harass us. We know all of her current contact info (address, phone and email). How do we update her contact information so they will leave us alone!

2007-07-09 13:02:37 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Lady 1 in Personal Finance